nick's definitions

unfag

A gay male that claims to formerly be gay, yet still pursues other gay males. Usually married as a cover, sometimes forced into marriage by family or religous reasons. Very common in the state of Utah with Gay Morman men.

Jeff is a unfag, ya he has a wife but he likes to sleep with men

by Nick May 13, 2004

Bajobas

Used the same way as the word things, but sounds mor erotic than it really is.

Hey man, you done with that bajoba?

dude, put your bajobas away!

I love those little bajobs..

by nick December 9, 2003

franny

Invented by Nick S., it was the result of a typo while he was typing "granny"; accidentally misplacing the 'g' with an 'f'. Originally meant to mean "fat granny", it was horribly distorted and now basically means anything. It also spawned "fat language", in which the user replaces the beginning or middle set of letters with an 'fr'.

Franny>>

"Whoa, watch out for the franny down the street!"

"Shut your franny!"

*Fat Language>>

retard > fretard
fantastic > frantastic
muffin > fruffin
cheese > freese (..you get the point..)

by Nick May 13, 2004

Tongue

One who has an ultimate appreciation of cock. Also known for being found naked in public places.

Simple - Tounge loves the cock.

by Nick June 19, 2005

milk cartoned

past tense of milk carton.

That guy gave me a hard time so I milk cartoned him.

by nick May 9, 2005

gordo

someone who masterbates to foot porn, also someone with no friends

Last night dan pulled a gordo to mimi from drew carey's feet

by nick December 13, 2004

woodle

a male genitalia

super woodle smack!!!!!!

by nick April 29, 2004