Shopping Cart

Dance technique adopted by most white, male teenagers that requires very little rhythm and coordination, but still comes off as looking funny and novel enough not to immediately take them out of contention with the better looking women at a club or a party. The shopping cart is peformed by placing one arm out in front of you, as if guiding an imaginary "cart," while with the other you branch out and clench a fist to any random area above your waist, as if "taking groceries of the shelf." In most cases, men who utilize the shopping cart can get a laugh, but those who use it generally are not the ones scoring with the chicks later. Has been a cornerstone of the white male teenager's limited dance repetoire for almost a decade.
"Ethan, afraid of losing Emily to the latino boy break dancing over on the opposite end of the gymnasium, acted quickly and busted out the shopping cart, which made Emily laugh. He quickly poured her some punch, complimented her on her eyes, and persuaded her to go out and get some fresh air. Without the shopping cart, he'd have to subject himself to talking with a butterface like Brenda."
by Nick February 04, 2004
mugGet the Shopping Cartmug.

mad laze

very lazy
"that boy is mad laze"
by nick March 20, 2003
mugGet the mad lazemug.

jimp

Jimp , A gimpy jew. Said first by me in 2001.
You f'ng jimp bastard!
by Nick April 04, 2004
mugGet the jimpmug.

take a hot bath

verb, to masturbate (female).

c'mon ladies....we all know what it means.
Nick blew me off last night, so I just stayed at home and 'took a hot bath'.
by nick April 29, 2004
mugGet the take a hot bathmug.

polesmoker

by nick March 02, 2004
mugGet the polesmokermug.

catfish

A bottom-feading sellout who does anything for pussy. Also see /coward/.
When Kevin, the catfish, tried to cock block his buddies, he got his ass beat.
by Nick June 06, 2004
mugGet the catfishmug.

flounce

to beat with a flexible object(rubber hose, nunchucks) or to have sex with briskly
"i chased him into the butcher shop, then i flounced his sorry ass with one of them giant sausages"

"i flounced that girl all night long. she walkin bow-legged now!"
by nick November 26, 2003
mugGet the flouncemug.