nicK's definitions

Skizmatic

n.
a punk/hardcore/ska band from NY

a cross between Skizm (schism) and Pyschosematic to create Skizmatic.

overal meaning: automatic conflict.

"hey , go to www.skizmatic.tk becuase it fucking rocks."

by nick April 4, 2004

L.D.T.O.

L.D.T.O. is an acronym standing for Lisp Due To Obesity. This girl is large and tends to lisp all the time. Also, she cannot tell the truth for reasons unbeknowns to mankind

Beware of the lisping beast who goes by the name L.D.T.O.!!

by Nick April 9, 2004

scorpion

where one inserts the thumb into the vagina and the index finger into the anus and squeezes them together

Nick gave Shelly the Scorpion on Easter Sunday

by Nick April 10, 2004

Rice Liar

One who lies about what their car really has done to it.

He said he had forced induction and a new engine, but he didnt, hence he is a rice liar.

by Nick April 10, 2004

hillbilly

An inbreed redneck, that likes to do his mom...catches racoons, and only has one tooth. Wears overalls and smells like a nasty skunk. Also lives in west virginia and has 6 toes on one foot

why was the tooth brush invented in west virginia..because if it wasnt, it would be called the teeth brush.
A hillbilly invented the tooth brush to brush his one tooth

by nick April 11, 2004

senark

Using multiple accounts to trick others into thinking you're more than one person.

Stop senarking. You're not fooling anyone.

by Nick April 12, 2004

metrosocialist

Noun. A term created by a weblogger idiotvillager.com that means "a young, urbane person who advocates or practices forms of socialism in vanity". Derived from the word metrosexual.

Look at that metrosocialist over there reading Adbusters.

by Nick April 13, 2004