legally retarded

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

by nick May 19, 2005

RE

it means Resident Evil, you numbnuts!

Jill almost became a "Jill Sandwitch" in the video game Resident Evil

by Nick June 03, 2005

Jackhammer

When jacking off so close to a girls face, that your motions continually hit her in the face, in a constant punching rythm.

Suzy pissed me off, so when we were done, i jackhammered her bitch ass.

by Nick May 13, 2005

Ephialtes

My name so get lost!

Ephialtes is cool

by Nick August 25, 2003

doodlation

proper-sounding form of doodle

I will put the doodlation I created on the New York Times cover photo into my art journal.

by Nick January 20, 2004

tizoe

1. sexy, hot, fine,ect...

She is so fucking tizoe!!!

by Nick October 13, 2004

Salty Samurai

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.

My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.

by Nick December 20, 2004