niall's definitions

happy hat

A condom

Ed: I was gonna bone this bitch
Bob: Why not?
Ed: Had no happy hats
Bob: Shit one

by niall February 15, 2004

hale

a word from the early 17th century period which refers to a ragamuffin with no morales who copulates excessively with his right hand.

if you keep on wanking people will start to call you a hale

by niall December 21, 2003

phool

A Phool is a super stupid person. Alot worse than a fool beware of the phools they shall ruin us! (stress and hold the ooo in the middle for extra stupidness)

Beck "Do sheeps go ribbet?" Niall "Omg man NO YOU PHOOL!"

by Niall May 8, 2004

extremo

A term we came up with to denote something or someone that is on the exteme end of emo. One whose sole mode of opperation could be described as emo.

"wow, that's extremo"

by Niall January 5, 2005

gert

fat, strong, the name of a fat red head girl on the show FRIENDS! monica and chandlers wedding. she dances with ross.

damn, that is a gert. I just left a gert in the toilet. That gert can throw far. Im a gert. Your a gert.

by NIALL March 14, 2005

Stocious

To be incredibly drunk.

She was stociously drunk, confused and lost.

15 pints of guinness - I was absolutely stocious.

by Niall February 11, 2004

peter north

fucking grade A sex wee MACHINE

Taking it to the limits : Hooked on crack 7

by Niall January 5, 2004