netteach's definitions

volvonated

To have multiple lights out on one's car at a given point in time.

First my left headlight burned out, then my right brake light. Man, I was volvonated.

by netteach March 14, 2003

Head

A person who thinks highly of himself.

That dude thinks he is such a head, I bet he pats himself on the back to fall asleep.

by netteach March 14, 2003

masturbaceous

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

by netteach March 14, 2003

Zoom zoom

A wanna be sports car.

What a fool driving that zoom zoom like it actually had an engine. See miata

by netteach March 14, 2003

mergelated

To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker. salamanated

I was standing at the urinal being mergelated beyond belief

by netteach March 14, 2003

worldcom

A method of exaggerating one's net worth.

He said he makes a six-figure salary, but I think he's a worldcoming liar.

by netteach March 14, 2003

salamanated

To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker.

He salamanated me on my way to lunch and I ended up being 20 minutes late.

by netteach March 13, 2003