netteach's definitions

Zoom zoom

A wanna be sports car.

What a fool driving that zoom zoom like it actually had an engine. See miata

by netteach March 14, 2003

masturbaceous

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

by netteach March 14, 2003

worldcom

a method of exaggeration in general.

My blind date said she was pretty, but when she walked in the door you could clearly see it was all a worldcom act.

by netteach March 14, 2003

salamanated

To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker.

He salamanated me on my way to lunch and I ended up being 20 minutes late.

by netteach March 13, 2003

worldcom

A method of exaggerating one's net worth.

He said he makes a six-figure salary, but I think he's a worldcoming liar.

by netteach March 14, 2003

mergelated

To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker. salamanated

I was standing at the urinal being mergelated beyond belief

by netteach March 14, 2003

mergel-gunder-salamanted

To be trapped alone in a meeting with multiple bosses, supervisors or coworkers.

As soon as I turned in my status report I was mergle-gunder-salamanated.

by netteach March 14, 2003