gundersized

To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker mergelatedsalamanized

I can't believe I was gundersized first thing in the morning.

by netteach March 14, 2003

Head

A person who thinks highly of himself.

That dude thinks he is such a head, I bet he pats himself on the back to fall asleep.

by netteach March 14, 2003

spank bank

The catalog of women in one's mind one uses to masturbate to. see Masturbaceous

Damn that bitch is fine, I'm definately going to add her to my spank bank.

by netteach March 14, 2003

volvonated

To have multiple lights out on one's car at a given point in time.

First my left headlight burned out, then my right brake light. Man, I was volvonated.

by netteach March 14, 2003

BMW

A car one drives when he can't afford a Mercedes Benz.

Look its another BMW

by netteach March 14, 2003

silverdomes

An old person with gray, silver, blue or white hair.

Florida is known worldwide as the Silverdome State.

by netteach March 14, 2003

gag hag

a female capable of deepthroating a large male member.

This gag hag had me all the way in when I shot my spadge.

by netteach March 14, 2003