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sithi

1. Lancashire dialect used to wish someone farewell.
Abbreviated from "See thee" i.e. "See you (later)".

2. Lancashire term used to draw attention to something (compare with the Welsh "Look you".
"Sithi, ah'm bound for t' be goowin' in a bit. So I'll sithi in t' pub toneet!"

From "I bet the Yanks struggle with this one" by A. Northerner.
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
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Chicken Tarka

Indian Curried Dish and terrible pun.
"Would you like a Chicken Tarka sir... it's like a Chicken Tikka only a little Otter!"
by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005
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kerrunk

Kair-Unkkh. n.

The sound made when one reverses an automobile and asks:

"I wonder how close I am to that other car?"

Before saying to oneself "Well, I can't get any closer than that!"
KERRUNK!

"Oh sh*t! A Porsche... now that's going to cost someone a lot of money... Robin old chum, let's exit... to the Batcave!"

From "BatTheft Auto: The Movie" (Pussdog Pictures Inc.)
by Neil Baxter December 28, 2005
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chegwin

CHEGWIN (verb). JEGG-WJINN.

To secrete alchohol outside one's home to be consumed away from friends and relatives in secret... often whilst walking the dog or 'going for some fresh air'.
"Casper? Thy's not getten a Kestrel at all - your Judd's told me - yer Mam caught yer ovver t' wreck wi' some Diamond White... we all know's you Chegwin!"

(From "Kes... t' Director's Cut")
by Neil Baxter September 29, 2005
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Poose

POOSE (n.) "Pewse"

Colloquial Scots term for 'cat'.
"Cam tey grips, ye wee raj - yer poose has shat ayl awaer ma livin' rhume!"

From "McCatSpotting" by Irwin Scots.
by Neil Baxter September 29, 2005
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pandagoth

PANDAGOTH (n.) Pander-khoth

1. Overweight female with a penchant for dark make-up - similar in looks and build to a bear-like mammal... usually accompanied by a VERY attractive (yet anaemic looking) female friend, the Pandagoth makes up for her lack of sexual appeal by wearing a combination of the following:

a.) A 'Slipknot' hoodie.
b.) Black lipstick.
c.) Thick-framed glasses.
d.) 'Army' style boots.
e.) A weedy looking youth with a pseudo-beard hanging from her arm.

Pandagoths often 'sell-out' during their college years and become librarians, serial killers or lecturers.
"Chewie... I can't see pal... what's that? Pandagoths? Where? Ya gotta help me ol' pal... don't let them get me!"

"Grrwwwwwrrrrraaarrrrdddgghhhhh!"

(Excerpt from "The Pandagoths Strike Back")
by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005
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pussdog

One of those cute wee doggies that has whiskers and would equally double as a cat if necessary.
"aaw. Now then puss? Who's an ickle-wickle pussdog then?"
by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005
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