An alternate definition for donkey punch. Common in the US Mid-Atlantic region, although derided by "donkey punch" purists who need to consult H.L. Mencken's works on the development of American English.
"I had to file for disability benefits," Mabel said, "after Ned delivered a particularly powerful camel kick one night atop a sawhorse."
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by Ned September 20, 2003
Get the o's mug.The act of shoving one's sexual partner's head under water during intercourse with the purpose of inducing unconsciousness, thus tightening the rectal muscles and providing great pleasure for the fellow upon orgasm. See camel kick and donkey punch. So named due to its use by colonial-era Hong Kong boat prostitutes. Supposedly a bathtub favorite of President John F. Kennedy.
Ned invited Mabel over for a Hong Kong sleepover by thrusting her head into the bucket of water next to the sawhorse on which he was plowing her.
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Mabel was on the receiving end of a D.A.V. by visitors from the planet Uranus. They left behind various flora and fauna, causing her great discomfort.
by Ned March 26, 2003
Get the D.A.V. mug.The act of applying a sexual partner's menstrual blood to her face to resemble a moustache. A finger is the usual applicator; however, a penis may be used as well.
The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.
The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.
Once a month, Ned makes Mabel wear a bloody sanchez to complement the luxuriant handlebar he sports.
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