nathan burns's definitions

universal soldiers

N. Name given to the asses who walk around in public with Blue Tooth headsets on. So called because of their similar appearance to Jean Claude Van Dam from the movie of the same name.

I was out at the Waffle House the other day when this group of universal soldiers walked in. I mean, who is so important that they're getting calls at three in the morning anyway?

by Nathan Burns November 8, 2006

wrestle the gnome

TO masturbate. Turning Japanese.

I'm going to stay home and wrestle the gnome tonight.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

big leggy

To have a large penis.

John Wayne is big leggy.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Hooters is catering

A generic reason to do anything, or get someone to come to a boring event.

I know funerals are depressing but look on the bright side, Hooters is catering.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

kenny rogers

Similar to an Abe Lincoln, but with white pubes from an older person.

I used to like giving my friends and Abe Lincoln, but now that I'm older they say it looks more like Kenny Rogers.

by Nathan Burns September 14, 2006

shat trick

From sports lingo, a shat trick is pooping 3 times in one day.

That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

zero bars

Gay clubs, named after the Gary Newman sone from the eighties. Gary usually had gay themes in his songs.

Steven, Bruce, and Trevor like spending their weekends in zero bars praying to the alien.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006