teen-pregnancy name

A name that's so bad that only a teenager would give it to a child without considering the effect on the child

Guy #1: I've got a date with Jyllyn Dakota Hunter Dunn tomorrow.
Guy #2: What is she, a stripper?
Guy #1: Don't be like that; she's cool. It's not her fault she's got a teen-pregnancy name.

by nappy pappy May 08, 2008

jellyfish

N., a statement that sounds like a compliment but, the more you think about it, the more it stings like an insult. So named because, like a jellyfish, you don't feel it at first, but the longer you leave it on, the more it stings.

Chick #1: She was like, "You actually look nice today," and I was like, "Thanks." But then I'm like, what the fuck was the purpose of "actually"? Was she saying I don't usually look nice?
Chick #2: She said a total jellyfish to you, bitch.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

Nigger Run

The act of going down to the ghetto, grabbing a couple of niggers, putting them into one's trunk, and driving to Alabama to sell them to some redneck pig fuckers for use as forced labor on their cotton farms

Shit, man, I'm out of crack money. Looks like I'm going to have to go on another nigger run.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

pet the cat

When a woman masturbates

He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.

by nappy pappy May 03, 2008

Jesus-is-my-girlfriend

Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.

Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.

by nappy pappy May 05, 2008

vibrator book

A bad romance novel devoid of any merit and containing eroticism that appeals only to shallow women

She's an avid reader, but all she reads are vibrator books

by nappy pappy May 03, 2008

redneck pig fuckers

rednecks who fuck pigs, not to be confused with rednecks who don't fuck pigs or pigfuckers who aren't rednecks

The barn party was kicking ass until some redneck pig fuckers showed up and fucked all of our pigs.

OR

Ben fucks pigs, but he's not a redneck pig fucker -- he's just a sick fuck.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008