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Definitions by nappy pappy

teen-pregnancy name 

A name that's so bad that only a teenager would give it to a child without considering the effect on the child
Guy #1: I've got a date with Jyllyn Dakota Hunter Dunn tomorrow.
Guy #2: What is she, a stripper?
Guy #1: Don't be like that; she's cool. It's not her fault she's got a teen-pregnancy name.

pet the cat 

He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.
pet the cat by nappy pappy May 4, 2008

vibrator book 

A bad romance novel devoid of any merit and containing eroticism that appeals only to shallow women
She's an avid reader, but all she reads are vibrator books

Jesus-is-my-girlfriend 

Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.
Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.
Sushi made of jew food, such as lox, cream cheese, and so on.
Q. Would you like some smoked salmon and cream cheese sushi?
A. Fuck no! I ain't eating that Jewshi bullshit!
Jewshi by nappy pappy May 1, 2008

Cockdrinker 

Someone who is so fucked up that "cocksucker" is too rational for them, they have to do something irrational like drink the fucking cock
And then they came to my front door and woke me up on Saturday morning to try to convert me to Mormonism, so I whipped out my dick and pissed all over them. Cockdrinkers.
Cockdrinker by nappy pappy May 1, 2008

nigger job 

A menial task, usu. a particular duty rather than one's entire job
I love being a bartender; I just hate taking out the trash, cleaning the shit and come out the men's room, and all the other nigger jobs I have to do after closing.
nigger job by nappy pappy April 27, 2008