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Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt
I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.
by n00b March 21, 2007
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penguin

1)The creature you can steal from Antartica without authorities noticing.
2)Mascot of Linus Torvalds
1) you stole my penguin!!!
2) w00t!!! look at that penguin go!
by n00b February 19, 2004
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Altazar

Former scourge of thousands. Used to be seen bringing the Justice down on geeks, dorks, kill stealers and other victims. Infamously known to come to your server, take your players, and ban their ex-boyfriends. If seen in public, lull him with the Canadian national anthem and don't make eye contact. For other information, please inquire to Safehouse.org
EQ scammer: Damn that Altazar, he banned 1000 of my accounts this month.
by n00b December 16, 2003
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HBI

Heartless Bitches International

A website/organization of angry women who extricate their frustrations by bashing anyone that isn't callous, malcontented, and self-righteous. (They take special care to define 'nice guys' as conniving, spineless nazis.) The site tries to write its hypocrisy off as satire, but nobody in their right mind would churn out such bile on a regular basis without severe emotional disturbances of some kind.
HBI reader: "I wonder what sorts of relationships these women were in, that made them so angry?"
Heartless Bitch: "They don't need a relationship to be angry! They're mature, headstrong adults! And they're surrounded by cloying, manipulative children! What could be more mature than filling a website with flaming, pseudo-ironic hyperbole?"
HBI Reader: "True, they have every right to be insufferable cunts if it suits them."
Heartless Bitch: "Welcome to the Internet, you spineless twerp!"
by n00b July 31, 2003
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sickie

A disgustingly overpowered (i.e. wordbroken/word) wordMagic: The Gathering/word card. Can be extended to other obscenely-awesome objects.
Related word: wordsickness/word
"Sinkhole, Yawgmoth's Will, Demonic Tutor...this mono-black deck is full of sickies!"

"Do you have the wordPixies/word' Doolittle?"
"Yeah, that shit fuckin rocks...fuckin' sickie album, man."
by n00b July 31, 2003
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sickness

wordBroken/word wordMagic/word cards.
"A Phantom Nishoba for a Silver Seraph?"
"Yeah, dude. Sickness for sickness"
"Fair enough."

"This deck has an extreme amount of sickness."
by n00b July 31, 2003
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portch-monkey

by n00b August 23, 2003
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