A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.
I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!
by msacco September 15, 2024
Get the Mitten Toesmug. The thick, pungent gas that emits from a sexually mature male's shower as a result of the vaporization of his own ejaculate.
Dude, Craig is so full of shit about getting regular tail from random bar bitches -- I get hit with copious amounts of intoxicating cumnoxious vapor every time I go to take a dump at his place.
by msacco August 25, 2021
Get the Cumnoxious Vapormug. When your urethra is viscerally ripped open to the point that it makes a connection with your ass cavity.
If my dude gets near me with that orange creamsicle milk shit from Weigel’s I swear to fucking god I’ll give him a urethrass.
by msacco August 20, 2021
Get the Urethrassmug. Man, me and my girl threw DOWN last night. We coated the floor in all of her innards, and I was all about it... I practically bathed in the shit. But bro, this morning I slipped and busted my ass on that discharginate. That shit was Pledge as fuck.
by msacco October 27, 2023
Get the Discharginatemug. The dick measurement threshold that happens between the semi->rock hard phase. Often misconstrued as simply a "semi" or a "hard-on" to the untrained eye, a semi+ is the result of an innate emotional response that occurs involuntarily.
Jesus fuck, boys... that fat, ratchet bitch has me all sorts of worked up. Not gonna lie, I've got a semi+ popping out my knickers. I'll catch up with you in a sec.
by msacco May 18, 2022
Get the semi+mug. A former "glory hole" that has lost its elastic integrity due to age and/or overuse. When used in the metaphorical sense, it can also refer to a woman's genitalia that has become irreversibly cavernous.
Let's go to that corner dive, bro. It has that gaping Grace Hole in between the stalls that reminds me of the asscunt my wife never recovered from after our 7th child.
by msacco November 08, 2021
Get the Grace Holemug. A self-important, loudmouthed try hard bar regular who treats every barstool like a pulpit and every drinker like a disciple. Known for preaching unsolicited opinions on women, politics, sports, social prowess, war stories (real or imagined), all with the conviction of a man who’s never been wrong in his life. His voice carries across the establishment and his breath reeks of whiskey and ego. He is incapable of taking the hint to shut the fuck up or to accept that his presence is, nor has ever been, welcome, necessary, or remotely as interesting as he believes it to be.
I left my buddy at the bar while I rocked a piss and he mistakingly made eye contact with the token Barstool Prophet—poor bastard was getting life advice before I even zipped up, and for the next several hours thereafter.
by msacco July 25, 2025
Get the Barstool Prophetmug.