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The thick, pungent gas that emits from a sexually mature male's shower as a result of the vaporization of his own ejaculate.
Dude, Craig is so full of shit about getting regular tail from random bar bitches -- I get hit with copious amounts of intoxicating cumnoxious vapor every time I go to take a dump at his place.
by msacco August 25, 2021
Get the Cumnoxious Vapor mug.Man, me and my girl threw DOWN last night. We coated the floor in all of her innards, and I was all about it... I practically bathed in the shit. But bro, this morning I slipped and busted my ass on that discharginate. That shit was Pledge as fuck.
by msacco October 27, 2023
Get the Discharginate mug.The dick measurement threshold that happens between the semi->rock hard phase. Often misconstrued as simply a "semi" or a "hard-on" to the untrained eye, a semi+ is the result of an innate emotional response that occurs involuntarily.
Jesus fuck, boys... that fat, ratchet bitch has me all sorts of worked up. Not gonna lie, I've got a semi+ popping out my knickers. I'll catch up with you in a sec.
by msacco May 18, 2022
Get the semi+ mug.A former "glory hole" that has lost its elastic integrity due to age and/or overuse. When used in the metaphorical sense, it can also refer to a woman's genitalia that has become irreversibly cavernous.
Let's go to that corner dive, bro. It has that gaping Grace Hole in between the stalls that reminds me of the asscunt my wife never recovered from after our 7th child.
by msacco November 8, 2021
Get the Grace Hole mug.The mysterious box, typically found in college dorm rooms, that hormonal young men use to store their ejaculate in.
I used my favorite Converse shoebox as my cumacomb while attending my local community college and living at home -- my mom just thought I was taking too many fish oil supplements.
by msacco February 11, 2021
Get the Cumacomb mug.When your urethra is viscerally ripped open to the point that it makes a connection with your ass cavity.
If my dude gets near me with that orange creamsicle milk shit from Weigel’s I swear to fucking god I’ll give him a urethrass.
by msacco August 20, 2021
Get the Urethrass mug.A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.
I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!
by msacco September 15, 2024
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