ms's definitions

snowploughed

The process whereby one's own plans are shunted aside to make way for what someone else wants to do. The offender's act(s) can often go unnoticed, and "snowploughed" can be uttered (most commonly as an interjection) to make them (and anyone else around who will listen) realise just how appalling their selfishness really is.

M: So you guys want to go to McD's?
All: Yeah, why not
(Enter S)
S: Let's all go somewhere completely different for lunch today!
All: Yeah, why not
M: *sigh* .. snowploughed

by MS March 27, 2005

braindent

The name of an incredibly gay website. Although, the author has an enormous shlong and has one eyebrow.

Analgravy. Scabtits.

by MS December 17, 2004

M-C

The most assfaced person of all times, very gay and n00bish.


YOU SUCK!

=J= M-C came to my house yesterday
-L- OMG john, you are a grade-A tosser!
=J= I know :-(

by MS January 30, 2005

Do a Gibson

When one becomes so increasingly sexually frustrated, he/she begins to fornicate with homeless shelters' inhabitants (most often while they sleep).

I caught that research associate doing a Gibson last night while serving food to the needy.

by ms November 4, 2004

paramuppet

a paramedic who isn't worthy of his/her qualification - so completely useless you wonder why they are allowed to play ambulances

one dangerous type of person to meet when you're ill

by ms March 7, 2004

bomb sauce

noun:

the resulting human material (non-living) after a united states attack on "Iraq" or, insert middle-eastern-flavor-of-the-month "here".

Hank: Damn y'all check all that bomb sauce.

by MS March 9, 2004

seg

work-shy bloater.
once prolific in its native island habitat. now lurking in berkshire.
similar work ethic to the fuck wit.

"i would have no hesitation in recommending seg for the job; he works like two men - laurel and hardy"

by ms December 23, 2003