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Curvy

The technically definition is a woman with an hour glass figure. However overweight women have taken the term as their own, so nowadays if someone uses the term curvy, its people trying to politely say their fat. On dating profiles fat women will often use the term curvy to describe themselves as its hard to tell if their actually curvy or overweight.
Original Definition: Woah Marilyn Monroe sure was hot and curvy.

New Definition:
Example 1- As a curvy woman I have to shop in plus size shops like Evans.

Example 2- Have you met Alex's new girl? She's a bit on the curvy side.
Example 3- So I'm meeting this girl from Match, shes listed her body type as curvy but all her pictures of selphies that only show her face. Hmm.
by mrperson123 March 29, 2019
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Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!

Scottish insult. Literally means go suck a dick you smelly low life
Head boys approach Ollie's house and demand he gives them free food
Ollie "Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!"
by mrperson123 December 13, 2018
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Jewmer

Jewish Boomer,
Has all the annoying traits of a regular boomer but has the added overbearingness and high expectations of Jewish Parents.
Ex1
Dave: You millennials are so lazy! When I was your age I was married, had a house and a career! The reason you're all still living with us is because you don't want to work hard!
Jonny: Actually housing prices nowadays are extortionate, most jobs pay's lousy.
Dave: It's your fault for wasting your bar mitzvah money on tut!

Jonny: Like you didn't waste yours on a fancy brief case!

Dave: That's not the same! It was different then!

Jonny: Exactly! Housing was affordable and a degree got you a job!

Dave: No! Your generation are lazy! If you worked hard and didn't waste money on your luxuries you'd have your own place!

Jonny: Because you'd totally give up your daily Starbucks and going out for dinner regularly to live in a crappy room. Pfft Jewmers!

Ex 2
Sharon: Why are you so fatutzed Hannah! You millenials are such snow flakes!

Hanna: I'm fatutzed because you keep calling my boyfriend a shmecky yok!

Sharon: Just be glad you're allowed to date a goy! When I was a kid my bubba slagged off my boyfriend for being reform! Said I should be with a frum boy and I was a disgrace, you know what I did? I listened to what she had to say and I apologised, you know why? Because I respected her! I didn't get offended like your generation does!

Hanna: That's abuse! That's not being thick skinned, that's you letting your grandma bully you under the guise of "respect". You Jewmers call us snow flakes, when frankly you were abused and were taught it was normal.
by mrperson123 June 25, 2021
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Shmecky

Yiddish word for dirty/smelly.
I need to shower, I feel shmecky!
by mrperson123 March 31, 2017
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Leaving Them To Soak

When a person can't be arsed to do their dishes and leaves them in the sink with soapy water in hopes someone else will wash it up for them.

When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.
Andy"Lilly you've left your dirty dishes in the sink!"
Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!"
The next day

Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!"
Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!"

Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"
by mrperson123 August 11, 2017
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Something an arsehole whines when you treat them the same way they treat you. Double standards and hypocrisy at it's finest.
Andy:You ate my donut! How dare you!
Brent:Screw you Andy! you always help yourself to my food and leave the damn wrappers in the fridge!
Andy:Yeah well two wrongs don't make a right!
Brent:Andy take your double standards and shove it up your arsehole! Treat people how you want to be treated you selfish hypocrite!
by mrperson123 January 14, 2019
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Lady of Leisure

A snooty way for a woman to say she's unemployed
Anne: Hey Elisa, what did you say your job was?
Elisa: Oh I'm a lady of leisure! I just do whatever and see where life takes me.
Anne: So you're basically being pretentious about being unemployed?
Elisa: Am not! I was using it ironically!
by mrperson123 April 30, 2019
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