When a person can't be arsed to do their dishes and leaves them in the sink with soapy water in hopes someone else will wash it up for them.
When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.
Andy"Lilly you've left your dirty dishes in the sink!"
Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!"
The next day
Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!"
Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!"
Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"
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Jewish
Tinder, filled with
JAPs and Becks. But unlike Tinder there's unlimited likes and unlike J Date it's free!
Ben: Man I'm sick of getting no matches on Tinder, and my parents keep whining at me to find a Jewish girl, fml.
Sam: Try J Swipe, I've had a bunch of dates from it. But watch out for becks!
Someone who you'll act matey with when you're around each other, but you aren't actually friends. Neither of you will actually instigate hanging out nor contact each other. Tends to be someone who you see through a mutual friend, in school, at work, through a group etc.
Tim :Ugh I've got no plans this weekend, all my mates are busy
Sal:Why don't you see Jerry, you guys always have a ball when you hangout!
Tim:Nah mate he's only a Friendly Acquaintance, we're not actually friends sadly.
Sal: Ah fairs.
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Area in London. It's main street is Mill Hill Broadway, which is filled with coffee shops, over priced boutiques, and small chain shops with a crappy selection of everything. Everything closes at 6pm except a shitty pub and a few crappy restaurants. The Broadway is frequented by rich unemployed housewives that gossip about shit. There's no Underground Station, just a lousy Overground one with trains that run far less frequently. Despite Mill Hill being an overall dull area, the road is always busy with constant traffic and nowhere to park. It's way more pricey than the neighbouring Edgware, which is nuts as Edgware has far better amenities and transport links.
Scenario one
Bob: Hey, lets meet up in Mill Hill!
Bill:Ugh no! Mill Hill sucks, there's nothing to do there except go to a crappy coffee shop!
Scenario two
Tom drives to Mill Hill for a business meeting at a coffee shop
Tom: Omg why's there so much bloody traffic here! And why's no nowhere to bloody park! Ugh I hate Mill Hill!
Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.
Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.
Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!
Guy 1: Called it!
Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!
*Johnny guy drinks*
Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.
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Manx phrase meaning it's very windy.
Man walks in and the wind blows his door shut. "It's blowing a hoolie out there!"
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A polite term for shit.
Kid:Grandpa would you like some tea?
Grandpa: No thanks, Tea is liquid uh uhs.
Mum:Ok who wants salad?
Kid: Ew no, salad is uh uhs!