by mrperson123 March 31, 2017
When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
by mrperson123 January 22, 2020
Old Nordic insult that implies someones a coward and a pussy who can't hold their liquor and thus drinks milk.
by mrperson123 November 02, 2017
Head boys approach Ollie's house and demand he gives them free food
Ollie "Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!"
Ollie "Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!"
by mrperson123 December 13, 2018
The friend you call as a last resort when all your other friends are busy. You don't really like this friend and are prone to cancel on them if you get a better offer. You may be this friend to someone else.
Scenario 1
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.
Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.
Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.
Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.
Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!
by mrperson123 April 11, 2017
To do a really fake over the top laugh, usually sarcastic or to mock someone's unfunny humour. Named after the infamous laugh done by Tidus in Final Fantasy X
Bad comedian: Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Person: AH HA HA HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Comedian:...
Person:If you couldn't tell that was a Tidus laugh! Your jokes suck!"
Person: AH HA HA HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Comedian:...
Person:If you couldn't tell that was a Tidus laugh! Your jokes suck!"
by mrperson123 November 02, 2017
A social experiment done by schools that almost always ends the same. It'll be one of 2 things. A cruel torture that'll give you a horrible realisation about the world, that you can end up doing all the work and someone else can take half the credit. Or it gives you a week to relax, showing you that you can sit on your arse doing fuck all while someone else works their arse off doing your work for you, and you still get half the credit!
While sometimes people do do equal work for equal credits, it's exceptionally rare.
While sometimes people do do equal work for equal credits, it's exceptionally rare.
Teacher: Alright class, we're gonna do a group project this week.
Student:Oh God why have you forsaken me!
Student:Oh God why have you forsaken me!
by mrperson123 August 31, 2017