by mrperson123 January 31, 2018
Get the Go Fuck Your Selfiemug. When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.
Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"
Person"I don't even, i can't even..."
Person"I don't even, i can't even..."
by mrperson123 August 11, 2017
Get the I don't even, I can't evenmug. To do a really fake over the top laugh, usually sarcastic or to mock someone's unfunny humour. Named after the infamous laugh done by Tidus in Final Fantasy X
Bad comedian: Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Person: AH HA HA HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Comedian:...
Person:If you couldn't tell that was a Tidus laugh! Your jokes suck!"
Person: AH HA HA HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Comedian:...
Person:If you couldn't tell that was a Tidus laugh! Your jokes suck!"
by mrperson123 November 2, 2017
Get the Tidus Laughmug. Kid:Grandpa would you like some tea?
Grandpa: No thanks, Tea is liquid uh uhs.
Mum:Ok who wants salad?
Kid: Ew no, salad is uh uhs!
Grandpa: No thanks, Tea is liquid uh uhs.
Mum:Ok who wants salad?
Kid: Ew no, salad is uh uhs!
by mrperson123 August 31, 2017
Get the Uh uhsmug. Shitey city up north. Full of arrogant twats, chavs, and two faced arseholes. It's extremely dull too, all they've got is a mediocre shopping centre and a football museum. You're far better off going to the vastly superior Liverpool. Despite how shit it is, Mancurians make out it's far better than Liverpool and London. The reason they hate on London and Liverpool so much is because they know how inferior it is so try to bring down their betters, just like a school bully.
Adam:Fuck London man, it's evil! Manchester is clearly the best city!
Brent: Lol you're joking right? Manchesters full of cunts like you! It's gotta be one of the crappest cities I've been too. You're only hating on London coz you know Manchesters a massive shithole!
Adam: That's not true! Manchester's better! You're just jelaous!
Brent: Yeah you keep telling yourself that lol. And anyway, if that's so true why did you move to London?
Adam: Shut up! I'm out of here!
Brent: Lol you're joking right? Manchesters full of cunts like you! It's gotta be one of the crappest cities I've been too. You're only hating on London coz you know Manchesters a massive shithole!
Adam: That's not true! Manchester's better! You're just jelaous!
Brent: Yeah you keep telling yourself that lol. And anyway, if that's so true why did you move to London?
Adam: Shut up! I'm out of here!
by mrperson123 January 24, 2019
Get the Manchestermug. When a person can't be arsed to do their dishes and leaves them in the sink with soapy water in hopes someone else will wash it up for them.
When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.
When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.
Andy"Lilly you've left your dirty dishes in the sink!"
Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!"
The next day
Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!"
Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!"
Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"
Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!"
The next day
Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!"
Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!"
Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"
by mrperson123 August 11, 2017
Get the Leaving Them To Soakmug. Scenario 1:
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."
Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"
Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."
Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"
Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"
by mrperson123 August 11, 2017
Get the Last Minute Cancel Bullshitmug.