cana-duh

Aside several places as exception (which the rest of cana-duh-ans will shame), land of shaming, lying, corrupt hypocrites — unbridled briitteeesh culture. As such, have no natural sense of things & always just goes what's popularly taught in institutions. "Liberal paradise", you say? Even fake california has got it more together. Left, right, they cannot do right. Do not even begin to expect to.

Typically brrreetish, can only do well when they are using & exploiting people. You won't see a place that internationally & outwardly advertises diversity, in their "cultural mosaic" but HATE differences. Forget about being anybody in cana-duh. Forget it.

The only way to actually go up is to be as bad as they are... And, even then, still keep fending them off.

Practically sends invitation cards to countries full of people as terrible as they are in droves — the indians, chinese & fellow breeetish-types. So, they can pile up in this glorified heap, set up to take other oblivious immigrant's entry money & keep them down. Then globally broadcast canadian-brand diversity & values.

Cut off the American freeloading of economic trade, law enforcement (police departments & fbi) & intelligence agency (nsa, dhs & cia) aid for a year & this sorry-off-an-excuse "country" is lucky to still be Second World. I suppose keeping up appearances can only go so far. Sorry, what was the border for again & crossing it just to shame your only benefactor? Who's stupid again?
canuck 1: Eh! My hand is stuck in a vase, eh! Wat doo ay doo?
canuck 2: cana-duh... Slack jawed, vacant look, pauses I duuunno either!.. Ehehehehe!!!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 14, 2021
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cashnada strapped

The state of cana-duh-an's economy even prior pandemic. cana-duh is NOOOTTTTT a rich country (could be, with the natural resources; they won't, as it costs too much investment). Better than the brrrrreeeetish at messaging, they are. They can't manage everything. All they do is take.

Aside from a few provinces that will get shamed, the government is corrupt from ottawa to the local governments. The economy is pathetic. The healthcare is actually a mess. Hard to be an honest in business here.

The last sectors people will look for wrongdoings (supposedly honest — historically, yes) are the first places they would be scrutinizing for exploits. All rigged for their cohorts & cronies, & in all level, people takes cuts & launder money.

You'd rather be in a place that outwardly lets it's flaws show than this vacuous place. Mild, but very enabled. That's the hallmark of toxic people.
OMG!!! I'm cashnada strapped! I shouldn't go out tonight!..

Oh, well, better just keep up appearances by spending on new outfits, whilst barely feeding myself! Maybe the rich guy down the border will fancy me & spend hundreds of billions on me!
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cashnada strapped

The state of cana-duh-an's economy even prior pandemic. cana-duh is NOOOTTTTT a rich country (could be, with the natural resources; they won't, as it costs too much investment which they won't bear). Better than the brrrrreeeetish at messaging, they are. They can't manage everything. All they do is take.

Aside from a few provinces that will get shamed, the government is corrupt from ottawa to the local governments. The economy is pathetic. The healthcare is actually a mess. Hard to be an honest business here.

The last sectors people will look for wrongdoings (supposedly honest — historically, yes) are the first places they would be scrutinizing for exploits. All rigged for their cohorts & cronies, & in all level, people takes cuts & launder money.

You'd rather be in a place that outwardly lets it's flaws show than this vacuous place. Mild, but very enabled. That's the hallmark of toxic people.
OMG!!! I'm cashnada strapped! I shouldn't go out tonight!..

Oh, well, better just keep up appearances by spending on new outfits, whilst barely feeding myself! Maybe the rich guy down the border will fancy me & spend hundreds of billions on me!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 21, 2021
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canadignity

(pronounced cannot dignity)

When cana-duh-ans walk around as if they're the most dignified & righteous people you'll ever see, ready to criticize & shame those that show an inkling of flaw.
Look at the cana-duh-an PM trudeau. His slight smile, his confidence & his carry of himself is full of disgusting self-deceiving canadignity that is easy to fall for. You almost trust the culture.
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 25, 2021
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thumb-twiddlers

You know who I'm talking about — cana-duh-ans (save a few provinces). They'd have everyone believe & most insultingly, themselves (so good they are at self-convincing), that they're this moral, upstanding people that does everything justfully at a cost of being too polite & quaint to achieve anything.

The former, they are NOT.
Gee, look at these thumb-twiddlers. You can tell they're satisfied with what they have & yet still think they're better than everybody else.
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 19, 2021
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gen z

(noun)
- in general, the mentally laziest generation of recent history.

Even more abridged (for the gen z):

(noun)
- our budding young idiots.
If you thought MTV of the 90s were ruining Generation Y & millenials (also de-capped; my generation), then you should see what misguided liberal social media & ego-cradling is doing to no ingoing-filters gen z.

(Yes, we had cable MTV back in the 90s where I was from).
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gen z

(noun)
- in general, the mentally laziest generation of recent history.

Abridged (for the gen z):

(noun)
- budding young idiots of today.
If you thought MTV of the 90s were ruining Generation Y & millenials (also de-capped; my generation), then you should see what misguided liberal social media & ego-cradling is doing to no ingoing-filters gen z.

(Yes, we had cable MTV back in the 90s where I was from).
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