To masturbate yourself into unconsciousness - usually as a result of rejection, failure, sheer boredom or all of the above
by mrbruceman January 20, 2012
A post ejaculatory urination which still contains sperm, giving it a cloudy appearence. The etymology being a contraction of sperm/spunk + piss = spiss
'That was wonderful darling, do you mind if i postpone the post coital hugs you so require in favour of a quick spiss?'
by mrbruceman February 21, 2009
When referring to the level of a person's stupidity - the case being that the person is so stupid it's not even their fault, they clearly are a cretin, or an imbecile...
My neighbour is such an imbecile that he shovelled the snow off his car, driveway and path and piled it high on the sidewalk so that no-one could walk down the road. I mean, that shit's medical...
by mrbruceman February 06, 2012
Term for a woman's sanitary towel, so named because of its wings and ability to stick to various surfaces should the need arise.
by mrbruceman January 11, 2009
The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.
'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!
by mrbruceman January 11, 2009
The name given to an attack of diarrhoea, stemming from the slang term 'The Trots'
Full term is 'a dose of the Leon Trotskys'
Full term is 'a dose of the Leon Trotskys'
by mrbruceman May 17, 2009
by mrbruceman January 11, 2009