mrbruceman's definitions

spiss

A post ejaculatory urination which still contains sperm, giving it a cloudy appearence. The etymology being a contraction of sperm/spunk + piss = spiss

'That was wonderful darling, do you mind if i postpone the post coital hugs you so require in favour of a quick spiss?'

by mrbruceman February 21, 2009

a dose of the Leons

The name given to an attack of diarrhoea, stemming from the slang term 'The Trots'

Full term is 'a dose of the Leon Trotskys'

Sorry i didn't go out last night, i had a dose of the Leons...'

by mrbruceman May 17, 2009

that shit's medical

When referring to the level of a person's stupidity - the case being that the person is so stupid it's not even their fault, they clearly are a cretin, or an imbecile...

My neighbour is such an imbecile that he shovelled the snow off his car, driveway and path and piled it high on the sidewalk so that no-one could walk down the road. I mean, that shit's medical...

by mrbruceman March 13, 2012

Trump Shit

The kind of girthy dump that is so satisfying as it scrapes past the male g spot that you can’t help but pull that face Donald Trump makes when he has said something racist, sexist, ableist or any other -ist that whips his troglodyte followers into a frenzy at his hateful rallies.

Man, I ain’t had a satisfying poo in ages, let’s hope the next one is a Trump Shit that leaves my prostate twitchin’..

by mrbruceman November 18, 2017

cotton bullets

Euphemism for tampons, primarily derived from the shape and material they are made from.

Don't mess with the missus this week, i accidentally spotted some cotton bullets in her handbag

by mrbruceman January 11, 2009

Airplane Sticker

Term for a woman's sanitary towel, so named because of its wings and ability to stick to various surfaces should the need arise.

Little Timmy found his mum's airplane stickers in the grocery shopping

by mrbruceman January 11, 2009

stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.

‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’

by mrbruceman December 13, 2022