mr.juan-derful's definitions

neo-feudalism

economic strategy promoted by corporate owned Republicans involving the expansion of corporate power and the oppression of the working class, so as the corporate CEO's become the lords and the working class become the serfs

Neo-feudalism involves busting unions, moving jobs overseas, and a general opposition to anything that benefits workers; OSHA, minimum wage, health care benefits etc.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 19, 2010

Reaganosis

alternative name for alzheimers, a disease from which Ronald Reagan suffered

Diseases are often named for famous people who had them, ALS is commonly refered to as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so it would seem appropriate to call alzheimers Reaganosis.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 13, 2010

daddy parts

the male genitalia

Eating Cheetos while watching porn can make your daddy parts turn yellow.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 7, 2010

Reaganomics

economic strategy in which the tax burden is shifted away from big corporations and the wealthy and put on the middle class while dramatically increasing spending on things like military hardware thus creating massive budget deficits which are later used as an excuse to cut funding for social programs

Reaganomics was a devious plot to destroy the middle class and usher in a new era of neo-feudalism.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 7, 2010

right to work

an Orwellian term corporate owned politicians use to describe laws intended to weaken unions and drive down wages

The company demanded the workers take a huge pay cut, but since the factory was in a state with a right to work law the union lacked the clout to stand up for the workers and were forced to accept the companies demands.

by Mr.Juan-derful June 6, 2010

Gilligan Gay

When a man is not really gay but is extremely awkward around women, becoming nervous, tongue-tied etc. like the way Gilligan would react to Ginger on "Gilligan's Island"

Last night at the bar this really hot chick was hitting on my friend Steve, but he got all Gilligan Gay on her and totally blew it.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 3, 2010

Michael Steele

Republican National Commitee Chairman known for embarassing gaffes and poor fund raising performance

Michael Steele once said that Mitt Romney lost because the GOP has a problem with Mormonism. Many prominent Republicans called for Steele's resignation after he said that the war in Afghanistan was Obama's decision and that America might not be able to win.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 19, 2010