mr. t's definitions

fuckall greenlight

When your partner doesn't care if you have sex with other people.

Mary gave Eric the fuckall greenlight, so now he's screwing Louise

by Mr. T January 27, 2005

cunterfuck

Someone who is an annoying son of a bitch.

John is a cunterfuck.

by Mr. T May 5, 2004

SASS

An Ottawa gang usually found on the southside, consist of broke Arabs who roam common areas in large groups. Members of 'SASS' enjoy past times of jumping, beefing and robbing random middle schoolers with no connections to the streets. Also known as a 'filthy rat' you will never find a member of 'SASS" alone as their very limited strength comes within the size of their group.

Person 1; Yo I think I saw SASS in Overbrook
Person 2; No way man they would never step in the east, they're too pussy

by Mr. T September 14, 2019

derivative

1. In calculus, the slope of a function at a point. It is found by taking the limit of (f(x + h) - f(x)) / ((x + h) - x) where h (also seen as delta x) approaches 0.

Notations for a derivative include dy/dx and f'(x) (f prime of x)

2. The mathematical incarnation of Satan Himself

1.
f(x) = 3x^3 - 4x^2 + 2x -6 //function
f'(x) = 9x^2 - 8x + 2 //first derivative
f''(x) = 18x - 8 //second derivative
f'''(x) = 18 //third derivative

2. Teacher: Today, we're going to do derivatives
Math book, as ceiling clouds over and turns red: MAY THE DEMONIC ARMIES OF HELL MARCH ACROSS YOUR MORTAL PLANE, CREATION CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION AND DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AND-
Math teacher: Change of plans! We're going to rock out to Zeppelin and have a LAN party on the school's sweet new laptops for the next hour!
Students: Hooray!

by Mr. T March 28, 2004

mtv

A "music" channel that is often associated with seeling out, pop culture, killin the poor etc..

A hipper, yet completly different discovery channel

Mtv get off the air

Man I listened to MTV once and I was impotent for 50 years

I love the cock.....

(mtv)

by Mr. T December 15, 2003

faux pas

1.) a social blunder
2.) a socially awkward of tactless act

blooper error blub gaffe misconduct mistake pratfall

by Mr. T May 13, 2005

shizzle my nizzle

Once upon a time there was a man called bob. Now bob liked his occasional bud, one day he ran out. Geoff happened to be with him at the time. Bob said "fo' shizzle my nizzle", Geoff ran to the local chemists and fetched Bob some more bud. Well..mary didnt like the fact that geoff went, she had longed to go to the local chemists, but never had the chance. So while Bob weren't looking she spade Geoff over the head and dragged his body 2 miles to nearest graveyard, and buried him. When Bob said "fo' shizzle my nizzle" the next day, he was expecting Geoff. There was no sign of Geoff, so he said it louder, still no sign. All of a sudden Mary came running back from the local whore house and said "ill go!!". She ran and ran and ran until....she got trampled over by en elephant. Bob never did get any more bud after that, and if you listen you can still hear his ghost shouting "fo' shizzle my nizzle".

Bob: fo' shizzle my nizzle
Geoff: (no answer)
Mary: (no answer)

by Mr. T October 20, 2004