mr. t's definitions

mtv

A "music" channel that is often associated with seeling out, pop culture, killin the poor etc..

A hipper, yet completly different discovery channel

Mtv get off the air

Man I listened to MTV once and I was impotent for 50 years

I love the cock.....

(mtv)

by Mr. T December 15, 2003

Ruby Wong

One who is a booby and has an ear piercing scream, and works below minimum wage at her family store called "Global Homeware". Feeds on kittens, alwayts wanting to spend money at some store called "Jacob", or "American Eagle". Drinks lots and lots of milk. No not that kind, you sicko.

"LMAO OMFG HAHAHAH JANET OMG AHAHAHAHAH OMG THE OC"
"I don't want relationship. I JUST WANT BANGBANGBANG"
"like omgaw"

by Mr. T February 21, 2005

Metal

See death metal

Kick-ass gendre that doesn't exist today (for the most part)

Hatebreed is the new Slayer.

Dude that St. Anger album sucked all the balls in teh record store.

Mainstream sucks, let's listen to some Liquid Tension Experiment.

by Mr. T December 15, 2003

f.o.b

Fresh Off The Boat (immigrant)
Australian colloquialism usually used in reference to Pacific Islanders.

Tongans, Samoans etc.

by Mr. T December 12, 2004

White trash

Sean coombs and Ronnie H

i think they are gay together.....with scottie snow

by Mr. T March 10, 2005

faux pas

1.) a social blunder
2.) a socially awkward of tactless act

blooper error blub gaffe misconduct mistake pratfall

by Mr. T May 13, 2005

shizzle my nizzle

Once upon a time there was a man called bob. Now bob liked his occasional bud, one day he ran out. Geoff happened to be with him at the time. Bob said "fo' shizzle my nizzle", Geoff ran to the local chemists and fetched Bob some more bud. Well..mary didnt like the fact that geoff went, she had longed to go to the local chemists, but never had the chance. So while Bob weren't looking she spade Geoff over the head and dragged his body 2 miles to nearest graveyard, and buried him. When Bob said "fo' shizzle my nizzle" the next day, he was expecting Geoff. There was no sign of Geoff, so he said it louder, still no sign. All of a sudden Mary came running back from the local whore house and said "ill go!!". She ran and ran and ran until....she got trampled over by en elephant. Bob never did get any more bud after that, and if you listen you can still hear his ghost shouting "fo' shizzle my nizzle".

Bob: fo' shizzle my nizzle
Geoff: (no answer)
Mary: (no answer)

by Mr. T October 20, 2004