mr t's definitions

Jessifying

The art of colouring to the highest standard.

Tom is jessifying that book, he's not broken a line. Wow such colour.

by Mr T February 10, 2022

shoehorn

A tight squeeze into a female's bearded clam

"You're not a virgin are you love, its a bit of a shoehorn"

by Mr T May 13, 2005

dsp

Dirty Souf Postin' dirty south

Whatchoo doin?
Jus DSPin

by Mr T May 5, 2005

sweaty bum cum

to say something is sweaty or kinky.

Yo son , you got sweaty bum cum .

hey i wanna lick your sweaty bum cum.

by Mr T April 23, 2005

sweaty

YO sun that shit is sweaty, to make fun of something (glaswegian)

that game is too sweaty just like adam hunter ,

by mr t April 21, 2005

das flirt

A movement pioneeried by JF. To be das flirt, one has to become one with the art of flirting and introduce it into everyday conversations with women. Once your flirting has become noticed by most of your peers you have achived the status of "das flirt" and may begin even more outrageuos flirting.

Female: "Hi Jay I have just has my dinner yet I am still hungry"

JF: "You can nibble on my finger if you want"

by Mr T March 24, 2005

Rowboating

Invented when one D Hunt decided to pull a super bagmington serve and instead hit himself in the head with his own racket. His attempt to showboat failed and was term by us as a "rowboating" incedent. Ever since anything that has happened to one of us that was inteaded as a showboating exercise that failed has been termed as rowboating.

You go to hit a super serve and instead smash the racket around the back of your head resulting in hailarity for all.

by Mr T March 24, 2005