maths on monday

something that will give you a stroke.

Maths on Mondays gives me an epileptic seizure. yay!!!!!

by mr electric is god March 20, 2022

gfhdjskal\;]'[zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`

Congratulations! Your sheer boredom has convinced our lord and saviour Cthulhu to awaken from his slumber in the sunken city of R’lyeh! In times like these, I suggest you remember the Alamo. And don't forget, thy shall not covet thy neighbours ox.

Bob: How can I denouce Venice?
Jeff: It's super easy, barely an inconvenience, just type gfhdjskal\;'zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`.
Bob: Cool, here come the boat mormons

by mr electric is god February 17, 2022

willem dafoe

The opposite of Willem Dafreind. Dafoe just ate your butterfly collection, and has seven scented erasers in his butthole. Dafriend did not do that.

Bob: Willem Dafoe is so mean.
Jeff: Yeah, he's something of a scientist himself. Try his brother, Willem Dafreind.
Bob: Yay!

by mr electric is god February 23, 2022

The apocalypse

What has been happing ever since they made Cats into a movie.

Signs of the apocalypse:
COVID-19
The entire fucking planet is on fire
Climate change
Russia going to war with Ukraine
Cats the movie
Shall I go on?

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

Urban Dictionary User

1. Sicko sex addict (50%)
2. Asshole douchebag (45%)
3. Someone like me who just likes putting weird stuff out there please don't judge (4%)
4. Someone who actually wants to help people (1%)

MOST urban dictionary users sucks, some are actually nice, and some, like me, are just weird.

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

urban thesaurus

something that sounds like a really, really good idea on paper, but so was urban dictionary and we all know what happened to that.

Bob: We should make an urban thesaurus.
Jeff: That's a a really, really good idea on paper, but so was urban dictionary and we all know what happened to that.
Bob: True, true.

by mr electric is god February 27, 2022

gfhdjskal\;]'[zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`

Congratulations. You are so bored you have typed so final keyboard combination needed to release our lord and savour Cthulhu from in slumber in sunken city of R’lyeh. Oh well, as long as you remember the Alamo, You'll be fine.

P.S. you thought you had discovered a new one, but you hadn't. BWAHAHAHAHA.

Bob: Hey, how do I alter the space-time continuum?
Jeff: It's super easy, barely an inconvience, just type gfhdjskal\;'zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`.
Bob: ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

by mr electric is god February 17, 2022