Definitions by mr bleakarm

Petrosimp

pet·ro·simp
/ˈpetrōˌsimp/
noun SLANG, DISPARAGING

A person who demonstrates excessive, often irrational, devotion or loyalty to the fossil fuel industry and related corporate interests eg internal combustion engines. This behavior typically persists despite widespread evidence of the industry's negative environmental impact or the practical superiority of renewable alternatives like solar power and Electric Vehicles (EVs)

"i tried to show eric my new electric vehicle that i charge for free with sunlight, and hes just looked disgusted, scoffed and walked off. hes such a petrosimp

Petrosimp by mr bleakarm May 5, 2026

wehysan 

A simple acronym for the phrase "What Ever Helps You Sleep At Night"

Usually expressed as a indifferent and/or uncomprehending dismissal.

"I have no idea why you act that way, but wehysan bro"

wehysan by mr bleakarm August 21, 2024

jobpocalypse

The economic collapse brought about by the AI replacement of virtually all human workers.

Futuredude: "man, the jobpocalypse of '24 was insane, its no wonder they implemented a BLS"

jobpocalypse by mr bleakarm March 1, 2024

derferk 

exclamation of wonder or confusion, as uttered by ignorant yokels. a shortened version of "what the fuck" and of similar speech as "they terkerjerbs" ie "they took our jobs"

"derferk!?" exclaimed Cletus, as he saw his coon hound drive away in his 4x4

derferk by mr bleakarm January 23, 2024

maladictorian 

The pinnacle of evil and childish behavior, especially in adults who should have grown up. Spiteful petty and mean, or vulgar for no reason. generally unpleasant people.

she was maladictorian at her small town high-school and never grew out of it.

maladictorian by mr bleakarm December 4, 2023

Flower Child

Named for their affinity to marijuana, especially Sinsemilla which is the flower of the cannabis plant.

my mom was a flower child back in the 70s, she says weed today is a lot stronger

Flower Child by mr bleakarm January 15, 2023