34 definitions by mr smith

kebab ring

When the donner meat gets to the bottom of that thing that spins on the grill, it is taken off and sliced like a loaf of bread, the ring shaped slices of kebab meat are then covered in batter and deep freid in pig fat. Best served with chips, scraps and curry

Can i have a kebab ring special please

by mr smith March 8, 2005

dole q

The dole que is the line of scruffy smelly bastards that appears in your local post office every thursday when the giro's are delivered

I was gunna get a stamp but i refuse to stand in the fucking dole q

by mr smith March 8, 2005

bradistani

A paki that lived in Bradford, Uk

I got an identity crisis init, i dunt know if i am brittish or pakistani

Where do you live?

Bradford init

Well then, your a Bradistani

by mr smith March 8, 2005

shitlocks

Silly looking little dreadlocks that are not actually dreadlocks, there shitlocks

i've heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks?

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Finntroll

a comical metal band mixing polka and elements of commercial extreme metal to create a very irritating and gay sound

There about as funny as cancer. Korpiklaani are a band that do this sort of music and do it good and propper, no sillyness

by mr smith March 8, 2005

bloodhound gang

A bloodhoung gang is a group of old age pensioners with saggy faces

Jesus christ, look its the bloodhound gang

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Yorkshire

Yorkshire is great cos you get a decent pint of beer

But there is only one good drink that tetley's do, and thats tea

by mr smith March 7, 2005