wake and take

Wake and Take is when you wake up and go to your cousins room and take his or her virginity away.

cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin

cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut

by mothers penis April 01, 2020

808 my dick

eat it like a kaboob

Ryan: Yo stan wanna 808 my dick
Stan:Gay

by mothers penis April 01, 2020

Stage 5 Depression

A made up stage of depression used by hoes who want attention from a male during a breakup

girl: i have stage 5 depression
guy:wtf you hoe that doesn’t exist like ur titties

by mothers penis April 01, 2020

Glenvar High

A school full of yeehaws and crackheads. Mostly sister kissers and mom molesters

Oh? you go to glenvar high? are you also dating your cousin

by mothers penis October 23, 2019

Carter Brown

The ultimate autism god who likes butt stuff and needs help having sex. He also is know to have a think for the toes of both genders

Connor: Do you know Carter Brown likes anal?
Gracie: Yes! The autism god

by mothers penis April 01, 2020

Bret

Ignorant piece of shit who does nothing but game and masturbate to his moms sex tapes

Jamia: Do you know Bret
Tepain: Ew, he licks toes

by mothers penis April 01, 2020

rapeunzel

A child molester

guy: son you better hide from rapeunzel it’s not safe out there with her on the loose
son: but i want to, what if i like it

by mothers penis April 01, 2020