mothers penis's definitions

808 my dick

eat it like a kaboob

Ryan: Yo stan wanna 808 my dick
Stan:Gay

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

eat the salami

to eat a smelly vagina

john:brooo will you eat the salami
george: brooo gross, yes

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Bret

Ignorant piece of shit who does nothing but game and masturbate to his moms sex tapes

Jamia: Do you know Bret
Tepain: Ew, he licks toes

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Carter Brown

The ultimate autism god who likes butt stuff and needs help having sex. He also is know to have a think for the toes of both genders

Connor: Do you know Carter Brown likes anal?
Gracie: Yes! The autism god

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Stage 5 Depression

A made up stage of depression used by hoes who want attention from a male during a breakup

girl: i have stage 5 depression
guy:wtf you hoe that doesn’t exist like ur titties

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

wake and take

Wake and Take is when you wake up and go to your cousins room and take his or her virginity away.

cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin

cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

rapeunzel

A child molester

guy: son you better hide from rapeunzel it’s not safe out there with her on the loose
son: but i want to, what if i like it

by mothers penis April 1, 2020