10 definitions by mothers penis

eat the salami

john:brooo will you eat the salami
george: brooo gross, yes

by mothers penis April 2, 2020

Ignorant piece of shit who does nothing but game and masturbate to his moms sex tapes

Jamia: Do you know Bret
Tepain: Ew, he licks toes

by mothers penis April 2, 2020

A made up stage of depression used by hoes who want attention from a male during a breakup

girl: i have stage 5 depression
guy:wtf you hoe that doesn’t exist like ur titties

by mothers penis April 2, 2020

A really tall,thicc, and big footed man. He’s typically an in the closet homosexual waiting to bust out of the closet.

Girl- Is that Nick Andrew?
Boy- Yes but don’t get any ideas because he’s probably gay

by mothers penis October 24, 2019

The ultimate autism god who likes butt stuff and needs help having sex. He also is know to have a think for the toes of both genders

Connor: Do you know Carter Brown likes anal?
Gracie: Yes! The autism god

by mothers penis April 2, 2020

Ryan: Yo stan wanna 808 my dick
Stan:Gay

by mothers penis April 2, 2020

A school full of yeehaws and crackheads. Mostly sister kissers and mom molesters

Oh? you go to glenvar high? are you also dating your cousin

by mothers penis October 23, 2019