Definitions by mothers penis

808 my dick 

eat it like a kaboob

Ryan: Yo stan wanna 808 my dick
Stan:Gay

808 my dick by mothers penis April 1, 2020

eat the salami 

to eat a smelly vagina

john:brooo will you eat the salami
george: brooo gross, yes

eat the salami by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Bret 

Ignorant piece of shit who does nothing but game and masturbate to his moms sex tapes

Jamia: Do you know Bret
Tepain: Ew, he licks toes

Bret by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Carter Brown 

The ultimate autism god who likes butt stuff and needs help having sex. He also is know to have a think for the toes of both genders

Connor: Do you know Carter Brown likes anal?
Gracie: Yes! The autism god

Carter Brown by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Stage 5 Depression 

A made up stage of depression used by hoes who want attention from a male during a breakup

girl: i have stage 5 depression
guy:wtf you hoe that doesn’t exist like ur titties

Stage 5 Depression by mothers penis April 1, 2020

wake and take 

Wake and Take is when you wake up and go to your cousins room and take his or her virginity away.

cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin

cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut

wake and take by mothers penis April 1, 2020

rapeunzel 

A child molester

guy: son you better hide from rapeunzel it’s not safe out there with her on the loose
son: but i want to, what if i like it

rapeunzel by mothers penis April 1, 2020