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A member of the Seventh-day Adventist church whose religious views are based on the Old Testament and the writings of Ellen G. White (founder of the SDA church.) As a result, they are miserable people who make everyone else around them miserable too. These miserable souls are likely to be pro-Life and for Capital punishment, extreme gossips and backbiters, and depressed loners with few friends, lovers of money, greedy, and quietly ostentatious. They find fault with everything from contemporary fashion, music, and art to movies, sports, dancing, and people. Their Sabbath-observance is very strict and ceremonial, devoid of joy and real worship, and focused on what one CAN'T do during the time between Friday sundown through Saturday sundown. Children of "sadventist" parents are to be pitied above all because not only are they denied the joys of normal childhood but have to go through their adult life with a broken image of the character of Christ, an image which might never be rectified enough in their minds. As a result, these children either become atheists or worse, they become a version of their "sadventist" parents to propagate even more misery into the world.
Fred: Yo, Pete. Is Carl meeting us at the movies tonight?
Pete: Nah. His mom grounded him.
Fred: How comes?
Pete: Cuz she's a sadventist who doesn't believe in going to the movies.
Pete: Nah. His mom grounded him.
Fred: How comes?
Pete: Cuz she's a sadventist who doesn't believe in going to the movies.
by morpheus30 October 24, 2014
Get the sadventistmug. A euphemism for inviting someone over to their place to engage in sexual activity. Thus the expression, "let's Netflix and chill!" should be understood by the hearer as "let's come over to my place and fuck!" The genius of this phrase is that it gives both parties "plausible deniability" when its true meaning is prematurely exposed so no one has to lose face (the inviting party can say, "I was just talking about watching movies and hanging out" or the invited party can say, "You're talking about watching movies and hanging out, right?")
by morpheus30 November 11, 2015
Get the Netflix and Chillmug. by morpheus30 June 12, 2018
Get the Soundermug. It is where MMA fighters who can't hack it in the UFC go to fight in a vain attempt to stay relevant. A number of the fighters in Bellator were once superstars of the sport but are now too old, too slow, or too overweight to fight at an elite level. Among the most notable Bellator fighters are: Royce Gracie (the grandfather of modern-day MMA), Fedor Emelianenko (who went undefeated for 10 years straight), Frank Mir, Roy Nelson, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Chael Sonnen, and Tito Ortiz .
Bellator also has the dubious honor of headlining what most observers have arguably called the "worst fight in MMA history" between Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000 at Bellator 149. That fight was a street brawl between two out-of-shape fighters that lacked skillful MMA tactics of any kind (no striking skill, no takedown skill, no grappling skill) with both fighters completely gassed by the 2nd round.
The word "Bellator" means warrior in Latin.
Bellator also has the dubious honor of headlining what most observers have arguably called the "worst fight in MMA history" between Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000 at Bellator 149. That fight was a street brawl between two out-of-shape fighters that lacked skillful MMA tactics of any kind (no striking skill, no takedown skill, no grappling skill) with both fighters completely gassed by the 2nd round.
The word "Bellator" means warrior in Latin.
After Travis Browne loses his fourth-straight fight in the UFC...
Dude 1: Damn, I guess Bellator will get a new heavy weight.
Dude 2: Haha... That's so fitting cuz it's a shit-show over there!
Dude 1: Damn, I guess Bellator will get a new heavy weight.
Dude 2: Haha... That's so fitting cuz it's a shit-show over there!
by morpheus30 January 20, 2018
Get the Bellatormug. Male for Redditor. This means that a male is posting on the website “Reddit” in search of someone to chat with, an online friendship, or date. Can be either male or female. Suitors will click the post and, if interested, contact him via DM.
32 M4R Looking for Fortnite partner
by morpheus30 April 26, 2021
Get the M4Rmug. Female for Redditor. This means that a female is posting on the website “Reddit” in search of someone to chat with, start an online friendship, or date. Can be either male or female. Suitors will click on the post and, if interested, contact her via DM.
by morpheus30 April 26, 2021
Get the F4Rmug. The act of inserting a penis into their partner’s vagina without thrusting so that the penis “marinates” in vaginal fluid without creating any friction. In other words, a penis just chills in a vagina without movement.
Soaking is practiced by unmarried members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) because soaking is not considered sex, according to their beliefs.
Soaking is practiced by unmarried members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) because soaking is not considered sex, according to their beliefs.
by morpheus30 September 23, 2022
Get the Soakingmug.