moose's definitions

bottle

To "bottle" is to force someone to vacate a stage during a public performance, by throwing a hail of drink bottles at them. A variation is to piss in said bottles first. Popular at the Reading Festival.

Dude! 50 Cent got totally bottled at the Reading Festival.

by Moose September 9, 2004

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

The noise made when driving through a narrow gap at a very high speed.

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck we're gonna die!

by Moose February 3, 2004

shitnuts

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.

I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.

by Moose February 20, 2005

verp

When you berp and some vomit comes up with it.

BUUUURRRRhuuummmm Oh gross that was a verp

by Moose June 12, 2004

vancosky

the greastest dude in our grade. uh, he has a mustache!

tim is hotter than your mom

by Moose November 18, 2004

blue october

Texas-based band whose albums include:
"The Answers"
"Consent to Treatment"
"History for Sale"
and "Foiled"
The band is known for it's emotional lyrics, outstanding vocals, and often experimental sound, ranging from hard-hitting rock to almost electronic beats.

Blue October Band Members:
Justin Furstenfeld: lead vocals/guitar
CB Hudson: guitars/vocals
Ryan Delahoussaye: violin/mandolin/piano/vocals
Matt Noveskey: bass/vocals
Jeremy Furstenfeld: drums/vocals

by Moose June 18, 2006

Squidward

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane

Hmmm, how about some squidward?

by Moose March 26, 2003