monkiki's definitions

beaverage

Same as a Camel Toe - when a woman's pants are so tight you can see the cleavage of her vagina lips.

You aren't wearing those spandex bike pants are you? ... they show off way too much beaverage!

by monkiki August 30, 2005

Malibilly

People who live in shabby ranches or homes the canyons of Malibu or live in the trailer parks of Malibu (That trailer park where The Rockford Files was filmed). After Hillbillies.

They might live next door to movie-stars but they are still just Malibillies.

by monkiki February 25, 2005

outsider art

A term used to describe art that is funky weird or unusual, usually sort of primitive and that doesn't come from the snooty art scene, but from just plain old folks. It can be disturbing, funny or just sweet. Folk art of the urban experience.

I keyed in "Outsider Art" on ebay and I found a bunch of wall sculptures by this chick that used plastic toys nailed to crosses! I bought the Xena one.

by monkiki April 22, 2005

butthole surfer

1. A tape worm.

2. Well known weird garage surf band.

Looks ath the cover of "Indendant Worm Saloon" by the BHS

by monkiki February 25, 2005

neocunt

Ann Coulter. A whore who will do anything to get attention, and espouses to be a "Christian" while dressing up like a prostitute on morning talk shows while spouting vile expletives at everyone and everything.

That Neocunt claimed Bill CLinton was gay, simply because he wouldnt hit on her bony ass at a Washington party.

by monkiki July 30, 2006