monkiki's definitions

Kaviar

1. (kaviar)Poop eaten for sexual gratification.

2. (Kaviar)An Album of the same name by dead artist Songwriter Kevin Gilbert that is astonishing. Finished post mortem it is one of the best alltime techo-prog rock albums, if you like his dark and twisted stuff.

I bought the album and it was terrific, but i didnt know what KAVIAR meant... til I saw it on German television. ewwwwwwwww!!!

by monkiki March 27, 2005

beaverage

Same as a Camel Toe - when a woman's pants are so tight you can see the cleavage of her vagina lips.

You aren't wearing those spandex bike pants are you? ... they show off way too much beaverage!

by monkiki August 30, 2005

Man Coulter

Nickname for Ann Coulter because she has what appears to be an adam's apple, probably due to her advanced age and extreme anorexia. BTW, it's not putting down drag queens, its a slur at her lack of femininity as well as blatant lack of humanity. She is hated by anyone with a sense of human decency.

Man Coulter's adam's apple was very visible today on Faux News. It was bobbling while s/he spewed more annoying hate speech. Man Coulter's ten times the man Bill O'Reilly is.

by monkiki December 13, 2007

plaak

To barf, vomit. I think it's named after the sound the cat makes when it spits up.

Those oysters made me plaak.

by monkiki February 25, 2005

neocunt

Ann Coulter. A whore who will do anything to get attention, and espouses to be a "Christian" while dressing up like a prostitute on morning talk shows while spouting vile expletives at everyone and everything.

That Neocunt claimed Bill CLinton was gay, simply because he wouldnt hit on her bony ass at a Washington party.

by monkiki July 30, 2006