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Definitions by mondon

Beanie-Bopper

A person who performs sexual favors in exchange for fentanyl.
I found out my best friend is doing fentanyl because when I went to his house the town Beanie-Bopper was there.
Beanie-Bopper by mondon April 4, 2026

Trippin' On Beard 

1) When someone does something, or constantly does things, that is/are considered to be more than just being a weirdo.
2) A person who is always tripping out on things, or people, beyond a weirdo type way.
1) Whenever I.C.P. is on the radio Paul starts trippin' on beard all thinking he's a wicked clown by painting his face and swinging his hatchet around.
2) Because Mandie's jokes are beyond being psycho in the gutter I think she be trippin on beard.
3) My boyfriend is always trippin' on beard accusing me of having sex with all his friends.
4) If you keep getting all paranoid and suspecting everyone you come across you're going to be trippin' on beard in a bad way.
5) Shit, I be trippin' on beard!
Trippin' On Beard by mondon July 9, 2023
When a good person, such as a nice female who isn't a ho, knows another female who turns out to be a ho and has been trying to get the good female's boyfriend/man.

A female who is a ho and has ulterior ho motives with the friendships she has with other females.
I can't believe Nancy went behind your back so she could sleep with your husband. She isn't your friend, she's a hoenemy.
Hoenemy by mondon January 15, 2022

Flailtail 

A name for any pet or animal whose tail wags with great speed; a pet's display of extreme happiness, joy, or affection. However, a flailtail can knock things over, break things, and hurt when it accidently whips you.
My dog's flailtail cracked the screen of my laptop.

I can tell my dog isn't feeling very well today because he didn't have a flailtaill when we got home.
Flailtail by mondon June 5, 2018

dembitch 

A dembitch is an individual who exhibits qualities beyond that of an evil bitch and it is often, but not always, an intentional quality.

The word is combination of demon and bitch resulting in a demon bitch, dembitch.
Does the dembitch have control of your

puppet strings today.

My sister, the dembitch, scares all my girlfriends off.
dembitch by mondon June 1, 2018

Bitchitude 

A person who has a bitchy attitude. This can include: constant complaining, bitching, rudeness, jealousy, conceitedness, nitpicking, to full on arguing.

It is also a quality seen in women who think they're all that. If they don't think you measure up they will belittle you, bully you, or spread rumors about you in order to hurt your reputation while making themselves seem cool. They're very self-centered and shallow individuals and expect others to treat them like a queen. Women displaying bitchitude are quite ugly on the inside.
Lastly, these type of people can easily put those around them into a bad mood, cause problems between people, and drive space between their relationships.
The best way to keep your spirits up is to stay away from people with bitchitude.

That chick always has bitchitude.

What's up with your constant bitchitude.

If you don't drop that bitchitude of yours, you're going to lose a lot of friends.

My boyfriend is just like a woman. His bitchitude is a real turn off.
Bitchitude by mondon May 31, 2018

Fuckubus 

A person who fucks you out of your plans, makes things go wrong, drains your energy, or uses you for whatever aspect until you no longer have what they want.
We were going camping until that fuckubus slashed the tires on my RV.

It turns out, my wife is quite the fuckubus.

So-and-so is a fuckubus because he used me for a place to stay.
Fuckubus by mondon October 9, 2017