muttrosexual

An unattractive man who tries to look and act sophisticated.

Bubba is so muttrosexual in that tux.

by Momus the Sarcastic September 02, 2009

bandal

bandal, n., a member of a rock band who has destroyed a hotel room, usually in a drunken or drug-induced frenzy.

to annoy someone by poking them with a sharp object like a pen, pencil, or fingernail.

Please stop acupestering me with your pen.

by Momus the Sarcastic October 21, 2012

I took FiFi to the groomer to get a pawdicure; her nails were getting really long.

a group of parents who congregate in front of the school in order to shuttle their kids to and from school and after-school activities

She: Where's Joan?
He: She had to join the mommy brigade to pick up her daughter and take her to soccer practice.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 09, 2009

carmageddon, n., a major crash involving lots of cars strewn along the highway.

To drive with the blinker still flashing after changing lanes or making a turn.

Also: fogey flasher, fogey flashing

He: Is that guy going to turn?
She: No. He's been fogey flashing for six blocks.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 22, 2009