molly's definitions

the simpsons

Every one should want to be Homer Simpson.
Reasons:
1) He never has to do anything.... Marge does it for him.
2) He gets to come home to a giant meal, beer, and the TV. (What more could you ask for in life.)
3) He is one of the stars so no matter how much he fucks up he still never gets in trouble.
4) No matter how bad things are he can still laugh. Not because he has hope...but because he has no damn clue what the hell is going on.
5) All he has to do at work is sit there and eat donut.

** I could go in and on about him but if you aren't convinced now that he has it good then...get a fucking life!!! **

The Simpson’s is the best fucking show ever and for those who don't think so.... you can go suck a male camel stick!!!

by Molly May 9, 2003

Brant

fuckin hot ass guy that i love

dude, theres my boyfriend, brant!

by MOLLY January 17, 2004

doober

An inconsious person whom is in desperate need of love

After Sindy broke up with John he became a doober.

by molly November 29, 2003

shizzle to the nizzle

A term used to give props to the big guy. Expressed usually when commenting on something of intrest or liking.

Hey man did u check out the totally cool audi?
Yeah dude it was totally shizzle to the nizzle!

by molly December 31, 2003

Smirnoff Ice

the stuff that got me drunk for the first time

smirnoff is awesome

by molly December 16, 2003

ducks

a word used to mean farts or the acting of farting. commonly used with the phrase "stepped on a duck" to mean "i just farted"

hey jade it smells like ducks
what kinda of ducks molly?
the kind alisha just stepped on

by Molly August 23, 2004

katy k

1. N. a crazy, sweet, funny, and wild girl. she lights up a room when ever she walks in and has the ability to make everyone smile.

2. Adj. able to make everyone laugh

1.Katy is like the sun, shining into the room and making people laugh.

2.Oh my gosh! You are such a katy! That joke was hilarious!

by Molly November 23, 2004