molly's definitions

fuckwittage

Something that doesn't really matter, junk. Can also be used to exclaim anger or frusteration at something. It is a form of fuckwit.

"This is all just a bunch of fuckwittage." "Fuckwittage! I locked my keys in my car!"

by Molly February 22, 2004

bam margera

First of all, Bam is not the "best skater on the face of the earth". He's only popular because of Jackass and Viva La Bam. People who this he is "God" are stupid because he's just another skater. HE did not start CKY, and most "skater" girls and posers only like CKY and HIM because Bam listens to it.

Fan Of CKY and HIM because of Bam: man i love CKY and HIM! theyre so awesome!
Real Fan: man u just like them cause of Bam!
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: NO! I totally listend to them before he was popular!
Real Fa: so where are they from?
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: PHILLY! (or PA)
REal Fan: europe, idiot.

by molly September 2, 2004

Toboggan

n.
1. A knit hat.
2. A sled. This definition sometimes used as a verb, e.g. 'tobogganning'.

1. "Put on your toboggan, it's cold out!"
2. "Yay, it snowed! Now we can go tobogganning!"

by Molly December 20, 2004

Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy (with Beef Wellington)

When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.

Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.

by Molly February 1, 2005

cell it

Meaning used when people want you to call their cell

xochicas away message:
cell it

by Molly September 2, 2004

oshpa

oshpa is kait,leader of the long past oshpa club and the good times

by molly July 1, 2003

Smirnoff Ice

the stuff that got me drunk for the first time

smirnoff is awesome

by molly December 16, 2003