mojo7676's definitions

boss drum

Apart from being the title and featuring in the lyrics to a crappy 1990s song by the crappier 1990s Brit rave dance music gravy train riders called The Shamen, no one actually knows the meaning.

'What the fuck is a Boss drum?' I inquired. 'Nothing,' came the reply. 'No one knows. No one cares.'

;That's a really nice Boss Drum you get there,' said no one ever.

by mojo7676 January 20, 2022

tata

Punjabi word for testicle, bollock, knacker etc

'My left tata is a little bit smaller than my right tata' or 'some people only have one tata'

by Mojo7676 August 27, 2003

Gandoo

Urdu/Hindi/Punjabi word. Derogatory. Refers to a male who is not necessarily gay (openly or still in the closet), but either behaves like a stereotypically gay person (effeminate, for example) or has a reputation of being bummed (moreso than bumming other males) in the shitbox/shitter. Various localised variations including G-Boy, G-Towner, Gaand-yaava.

Me: Are you a Gandoo?
Most males working in the media: Yes. Do you want to bumm me?
Me: No thank you. I prefer burying my beef bayonet in a lady's fanjita.

by mojo7676 January 22, 2022

acid quacker

loud fart that comes out too quick, sometimes causing pain to the shitter / ringpiece.

eg. 'boy, i just done me an acid quacker and now it looks like i gonna need me some ringpiece stitches. aint that a bitch.'

by mojo7676 January 6, 2005

anta

an egg, slang for teste (singular) see antay for plural testes

my left anta is bigger than my right anta
ja rule is an anta-less, anta-licking anta-face

by mojo7676 August 27, 2003

boss drum

Apart from being the title and featuring in the lyrics to a crappy 1990s song by the crappier 1990s Brit rave dance music gravy train riders called The Shamen, no one actually knows the meaning.

'What the fuck is a Boss drum?' I inquired. 'Nothing,' came the reply. 'No one knows. No one cares.'

;That's a really nice Boss Drum you get there,' said no one ever.

by mojo7676 January 20, 2022

antay

eggs; slang for testes, see anta for singular anta

my antay need a good scrubbing with a wire brush
my bitch likes to lick my antay only with a hint of white pepper sprinkled over them

by mojo7676 August 27, 2003