mohair's definitions

prick flick

a very little plot sexist violent slasher movie that a real man watches,not for soppy women chick flick or boring pussy little boy's dick flick.all macho man,sadistic hyper drunken ultra crazy action,blood,gore galore,girl on girl,mass murder,sexy young naked whore's,rapists,serial killers and some hardcore group sex.

Johnny:are you coming out for once to all-night dick flick to see Die Harder, Rambo,Lethal Weapon?
Norman:NO!FUCK OFF .l.!that's shit for sissy and dicks,i'm staying @ home getting drunk wanking off downloading the new prick flick im the ape man.
Johnny:that's very disturbing behaviour,you're twisted fucker!you need some serious help.

by mohair August 15, 2007

<3-

A IM/SMS symbol for a british icecream cornet with a chocolate flake stuck on top

infatuated girl recieves text from abusive guy:OMG!ahhh,do you really love me sending me the text <3-?
guy sunbathing in garden: WTF! NO i don't you stupid bitch,i can hear greensleeves tune!i want you to go to the Mr Whippy icecream van and get me a 99,doubled flaked <3= and dont you forget to sprinkle 100's and 1,000's on top!

by mohair August 12, 2007

Imtheapeman

Imtheapeman,a new generation stimulant smart drug is known to increase wakefulness mood-brightening people's intelligent,weight loss athlete performance virtually overnight.

i was falling alittle behind in class,but ever since this Asian student gave me a little white pill Imtheapeman @ night club last year, my life has changed. I went from an C/D student to straight A/s,losing 100 lbs and cracking the 100 in under 10 seconds speeding all the way to state champ. I am so focused on the job @ hand without any physical side effects.

by mohair August 10, 2007

Im the ape man

a coded amphetamine-fueled song by the British hippy group The Kinks.Ray Davies eventually suffered a nervous and physical breakdown from the pressures of wild drink/drug-infused lifestyle.He ditched his wild ways and wrote the song 'You nearly got me' after recovery

Im the ape man is anagram of amphetamine.

by mohair August 10, 2007

<3-

A IM/SMS symbol for a british icecream cornet with a chocolate flake stuck on top.

infatuated teenage girl:OMG!ahhh,do you really love me sending me the text <3-?
abusive older guy: WTF! NO i don't you stupid bitch,i can hear green sleeve!i want you to go to the Mr Whippy icecream van and get me a 99,doubled flaked and dont you forget to sprinkle 100's and 1,000's on top!

by mohair August 9, 2007

.l.

The offensive non-verbal/ IM middle finger gesture 'Fuck you/Fuck off'

.l.
F.U.R.B. (Fuck You Right Back).

by mohair August 7, 2007

unnerstaund

scottish dialect for understand

Stitch tis glaswegian kiss jimmy.A dinny unnerstaund whit yer sayin,whaur d'ye come frae?

by mohair August 6, 2007