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If she smokes, she pokes

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!
dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.
by mohair May 27, 2007
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Dum Maro Dum

smoking weed,hits from the bong,Take another toke,Dum Maro Dum.
remember kids,Dum Maro Dum(Take another toke) & avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is George Bush.
Hare Krishna
by mohair May 23, 2007
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catterole

cooked Cat casserole,it's what Australians eat for Sunday lunch along with kangaroo's.
The cat meat should be boiled alive,skinned,diced and fried with onions and garlic and served with chutney until it is browned
It is highy recommended that the dish be left to simmer for @ least five hours before eating.
Aussie drongo Bloke: g'day mate, youse coming over for Sunday arvo barbie and catterole to watch the Footy?
Pommy bastard:no thank you,i'm vegetarian,wheres the dunny?
drango:ok Figjam Whinging Greenie Bastard,the cook not too happy,but No worries mate,that's Fair dinkum,BYO (Bring Your Own)Sanger and XXXX tinnies.
by mohair September 11, 2007
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Micky O'Hare Krishna

apart of the 60/70 irish Hippy culture.
The Micky O'Hare Krishna mantra, also referred to reverentially as the Maha Mantra ("Great Mantra"), is a sixteen-word Vaishnava mantra, made well known by the International Society for Krishna Consciousness (commonly known as 'the o'Hare Krishnas')1. It is believed by practitioners to bring about a higher state of consciousness when heard, spoken, meditated upon or sung out loud2. According to Gaudiya Vaishnava theology this higher consciousness ultimately takes the form of pure love of God (Krishna)
THE MANTRA
Micky O'Hare Krishna O'Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna O'Hare O'Hare
O'Hare Rama O'Hare Rama
Rama Rama O'Hare O'Hare

The mantra is continually repeated, either out loud (kirtan), softly to oneself (japa), or internally within the mind,while you take another toke from the bong man!
by mohair May 23, 2007
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crystal palace fan

Hey steve, that kid over there is a crystal palace fan, dont talk to him.
by mohair March 13, 2008
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.l.

The offensive non-verbal/ IM middle finger gesture 'Fuck you/Fuck off'
.l.
F.U.R.B. (Fuck You Right Back).
by mohair August 7, 2007
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Puff the Magic Dragon

Paff,Der Zauberdrachen (Puff the Magic Dragon) song sang in german & performed Monkey Circus linz 1975 by Marlene Dietrich where her very long career largely ended when she broke her leg:Believed by some trippy hippies to refer to smoking marijuana,due to references to paper dragon(draggin)and puffs of smoke.therfore being banned around some of the world with it's association with the drug culture.
hippy: PMD a coded song about marijuana.
negra:no shit bro,i tink it was the Spooky Douglas AC-47 gunships developed by the US Air Force during the Vietnam War.
hippy:O hare krishna Puff the Magic Dragon maybe your right!
by mohair June 15, 2007
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