Skip to main content

mohair's definitions

If she smokes, she pokes

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!
dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.
by mohair May 27, 2007
mugGet the If she smokes, she pokesmug.

<3-

A IM/SMS symbol for a british icecream cornet with a chocolate flake stuck on top
infatuated girl recieves text from abusive guy:OMG!ahhh,do you really love me sending me the text <3-?
guy sunbathing in garden: WTF! NO i don't you stupid bitch,i can hear greensleeves tune!i want you to go to the Mr Whippy icecream van and get me a 99,doubled flaked <3= and dont you forget to sprinkle 100's and 1,000's on top!
by mohair August 12, 2007
mugGet the <3-mug.

The Rules of Attraction

There Are No Rules!
negra:do ya wanna go for intimate picnic down by the riverside?
drago:nein,i'd rather not bother with all that romantic bullshit and just fuck you now!
negra:you're sick motherfucker.
the rules of attractions,fuck you all very much.
by mohair July 9, 2007
mugGet the The Rules of Attractionmug.

Nokialand

commonly refered to Finland being as the makers of nokiamobile phones and not much else,except winners of Eurovision Song Contest 2006, finns are mostly racist drunken tribal society,rude & territorial and really dont like outsiders/foreigners having fun due to lack of any sense of humour,if you believe what others have reported.oh yeah! rubbish @ hockey.
nokialand home of Santa Claus and Rudolf the red nosed reindeer.
by mohair July 14, 2007
mugGet the Nokialandmug.

Micky O'Hare

Irish slang of a catholic male, to copulate readily, enthusiastically, vigorously, or all three. Based on the rapid rate of reproduction of hares/rabbits.
Molly Malone:fuck me harder micky o'hare'til I scream!:
unmarried priest:but we've already got ten kids!
by mohair July 1, 2007
mugGet the Micky O'Haremug.

<3-

A IM/SMS symbol for a british icecream cornet with a chocolate flake stuck on top.
infatuated teenage girl:OMG!ahhh,do you really love me sending me the text <3-?
abusive older guy: WTF! NO i don't you stupid bitch,i can hear green sleeve!i want you to go to the Mr Whippy icecream van and get me a 99,doubled flaked and dont you forget to sprinkle 100's and 1,000's on top!
by mohair August 9, 2007
mugGet the <3-mug.

Puff the Magic Dragon

Paff,Der Zauberdrachen (Puff the Magic Dragon) song sang in german & performed Monkey Circus linz 1975 by Marlene Dietrich where her very long career largely ended when she broke her leg:Believed by some trippy hippies to refer to smoking marijuana,due to references to paper dragon(draggin)and puffs of smoke.therfore being banned around some of the world with it's association with the drug culture.
hippy: PMD a coded song about marijuana.
negra:no shit bro,i tink it was the Spooky Douglas AC-47 gunships developed by the US Air Force during the Vietnam War.
hippy:O hare krishna Puff the Magic Dragon maybe your right!
by mohair June 15, 2007
mugGet the Puff the Magic Dragonmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email