mohair's definitions

swedehead

swedehead/turniphead syndrome A Brain damage head that's much larger than normal coming from consequences of the world's worst industrial catastrophe Chernobyl nuclear power plant accident in 1986 Swedish babies born on land contaminated with radioactive materials were most exposed in the months following had changes in DNA of the sperm and ovum caused genetic damage. Such mutations are passed on from generation to generation mental/physical development impaired by radioactive fallout from the nuclear accident,according to a long term studies in Stockholm Syndrome effects especially children conceived 1983 onwards.This mutation in babies if they survive and not just a vegetable are most commonly found in the most contaminated areas where radioactive cloud floated over,mainly affected the population of in no particular order Sweden Scotland Western Soviet Union/ Eastern Europe Finland Denmark Norway Austria Poland Switzerland Germany Ireland North America.

the term swedehead syndrome now covers any significant symptoms which include distinctive DNA mutations missing or duplicated deformed body parts,reserved personalities fair complexions misshapen heads,stunted growth,beached body hair strange radioactive blue cats eyes which glow in the dark.Sexual Dysfunctions in Men with limp penis,which makes the suffers moody and rude.

by mohair August 21, 2007

.l.

The offensive non-verbal/ IM middle finger gesture 'Fuck you/Fuck off'

.l.
F.U.R.B. (Fuck You Right Back).

by mohair August 7, 2007

crystal palace fan

Another way of saying homosexual.

Hey steve, that kid over there is a crystal palace fan, dont talk to him.

by mohair March 13, 2008

Micky O'Hare Krishna

apart of the 60/70 irish Hippy culture.
The Micky O'Hare Krishna mantra, also referred to reverentially as the Maha Mantra ("Great Mantra"), is a sixteen-word Vaishnava mantra, made well known by the International Society for Krishna Consciousness (commonly known as 'the o'Hare Krishnas')1. It is believed by practitioners to bring about a higher state of consciousness when heard, spoken, meditated upon or sung out loud2. According to Gaudiya Vaishnava theology this higher consciousness ultimately takes the form of pure love of God (Krishna)

THE MANTRA
Micky O'Hare Krishna O'Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna O'Hare O'Hare
O'Hare Rama O'Hare Rama
Rama Rama O'Hare O'Hare

The mantra is continually repeated, either out loud (kirtan), softly to oneself (japa), or internally within the mind,while you take another toke from the bong man!

by mohair May 23, 2007

If she smokes, she pokes

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!

dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.

by mohair May 27, 2007

Brighton & Hove

Brighton & Hove England.only city in the world with an official ampersand (&) in the title & also the first city of the New Millennium 2000 granted city status by Queen Elizabeth making it a very gay place to be.

visting finnish EF language student:hello!"i'm looking for kemptown".
local chav:no bro!this is the rubbish tip,i tink you mean camptown that's down in centre of Brighton & Hove actually!.give us your mobile & fuck off back to nokialand ya noncey poof U tryin ta bugger me?"

by mohair July 16, 2007

Dum Maro Dum

smoking weed,hits from the bong,Take another toke,Dum Maro Dum.

remember kids,Dum Maro Dum(Take another toke) & avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is George Bush.
Hare Krishna

by mohair May 23, 2007