mohair's definitions

Dum Maro Dum

smoking weed,hits from the bong,Take another toke,Dum Maro Dum.

remember kids,Dum Maro Dum(Take another toke) & avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is George Bush.
Hare Krishna

by mohair May 23, 2007

Im the ape man

a coded amphetamine-fueled song by the British hippy group The Kinks.Ray Davies eventually suffered a nervous and physical breakdown from the pressures of wild drink/drug-infused lifestyle.He ditched his wild ways and wrote the song 'You nearly got me' after recovery

Im the ape man is anagram of amphetamine.

by mohair August 10, 2007

Q

fact "Q" is the only letter that does not appear in any of the names of the 50 states in america.
(but a 51 star flag has been designed in case of a 51st state actually ever joining the union:)

texas boy:,"why are there no q's in america?"
daddy:"There ain't no 'Q'ueer in cowboy and I don't care for anyone suggesting there is."

by mohair May 22, 2007

Micky O'Hare

Irish slang of a catholic male, to copulate readily, enthusiastically, vigorously, or all three. Based on the rapid rate of reproduction of hares/rabbits.

Molly Malone:fuck me harder micky o'hare'til I scream!:
unmarried priest:but we've already got ten kids!

by mohair July 1, 2007

swedehead

swedehead/turniphead syndrome A Brain damage head that's much larger than normal coming from consequences of the world's worst industrial catastrophe Chernobyl nuclear power plant accident in 1986 Swedish babies born on land contaminated with radioactive materials were most exposed in the months following had changes in DNA of the sperm and ovum caused genetic damage. Such mutations are passed on from generation to generation mental/physical development impaired by radioactive fallout from the nuclear accident,according to a long term studies in Stockholm Syndrome effects especially children conceived 1983 onwards.This mutation in babies if they survive and not just a vegetable are most commonly found in the most contaminated areas where radioactive cloud floated over,mainly affected the population of in no particular order Sweden Scotland Western Soviet Union/ Eastern Europe Finland Denmark Norway Austria Poland Switzerland Germany Ireland North America.

the term swedehead syndrome now covers any significant symptoms which include distinctive DNA mutations missing or duplicated deformed body parts,reserved personalities fair complexions misshapen heads,stunted growth,beached body hair strange radioactive blue cats eyes which glow in the dark.Sexual Dysfunctions in Men with limp penis,which makes the suffers moody and rude.

by mohair August 21, 2007

Brighton & Hove

Brighton & Hove England.only city in the world with an official ampersand (&) in the title & also the first city of the New Millennium 2000 granted city status by Queen Elizabeth making it a very gay place to be.

visting finnish EF language student:hello!"i'm looking for kemptown".
local chav:no bro!this is the rubbish tip,i tink you mean camptown that's down in centre of Brighton & Hove actually!.give us your mobile & fuck off back to nokialand ya noncey poof U tryin ta bugger me?"

by mohair July 16, 2007

If she smokes, she pokes

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!

dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.

by mohair May 27, 2007