mohair's definitions

Brats

Someone who was born and raised in the Slovak Republic capital city that is Bratislava.

local Brats looking in total bewilderment as UK drunken yobs,strippin off and jumping into city fountains singing,
"Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves,
Britons never never will be slaves"

by mohair July 12, 2007

Q

fact "Q" is the only letter that does not appear in any of the names of the 50 states in america.
(but a 51 star flag has been designed in case of a 51st state actually ever joining the union:)

texas boy:,"why are there no q's in america?"
daddy:"There ain't no 'Q'ueer in cowboy and I don't care for anyone suggesting there is."

by mohair May 22, 2007

Micky O'Hare

Irish slang of a catholic male, to copulate readily, enthusiastically, vigorously, or all three. Based on the rapid rate of reproduction of hares/rabbits.

Molly Malone:fuck me harder micky o'hare'til I scream!:
unmarried priest:but we've already got ten kids!

by mohair July 1, 2007

.l.

The offensive non-verbal/ IM middle finger gesture 'Fuck you/Fuck off'

.l.
F.U.R.B. (Fuck You Right Back).

by mohair August 7, 2007

Micky O'Hare Krishna

apart of the 60/70 irish Hippy culture.
The Micky O'Hare Krishna mantra, also referred to reverentially as the Maha Mantra ("Great Mantra"), is a sixteen-word Vaishnava mantra, made well known by the International Society for Krishna Consciousness (commonly known as 'the o'Hare Krishnas')1. It is believed by practitioners to bring about a higher state of consciousness when heard, spoken, meditated upon or sung out loud2. According to Gaudiya Vaishnava theology this higher consciousness ultimately takes the form of pure love of God (Krishna)

THE MANTRA
Micky O'Hare Krishna O'Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna O'Hare O'Hare
O'Hare Rama O'Hare Rama
Rama Rama O'Hare O'Hare

The mantra is continually repeated, either out loud (kirtan), softly to oneself (japa), or internally within the mind,while you take another toke from the bong man!

by mohair May 23, 2007

crystal palace fan

Another way of saying homosexual.

Hey steve, that kid over there is a crystal palace fan, dont talk to him.

by mohair March 13, 2008

swedehead

swedehead/turniphead syndrome A Brain damage head that's much larger than normal coming from consequences of the world's worst industrial catastrophe Chernobyl nuclear power plant accident in 1986 Swedish babies born on land contaminated with radioactive materials were most exposed in the months following had changes in DNA of the sperm and ovum caused genetic damage. Such mutations are passed on from generation to generation mental/physical development impaired by radioactive fallout from the nuclear accident,according to a long term studies in Stockholm Syndrome effects especially children conceived 1983 onwards.This mutation in babies if they survive and not just a vegetable are most commonly found in the most contaminated areas where radioactive cloud floated over,mainly affected the population of in no particular order Sweden Scotland Western Soviet Union/ Eastern Europe Finland Denmark Norway Austria Poland Switzerland Germany Ireland North America.

the term swedehead syndrome now covers any significant symptoms which include distinctive DNA mutations missing or duplicated deformed body parts,reserved personalities fair complexions misshapen heads,stunted growth,beached body hair strange radioactive blue cats eyes which glow in the dark.Sexual Dysfunctions in Men with limp penis,which makes the suffers moody and rude.

by mohair August 21, 2007