mohair's definitions

Dum Maro Dum

smoking weed,hits from the bong,Take another toke,Dum Maro Dum.

remember kids,Dum Maro Dum(Take another toke) & avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is George Bush.
Hare Krishna

by mohair May 23, 2007

If she smokes, she pokes

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!

dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.

by mohair May 27, 2007

twixmas

the day's between christmas and New Year (27th-30th december),'twix,take a break'

'twixmas'capitalist pigs idea to squeeze more profit from christianity and abusing the poor minimum wagers to slave away there holiday season.

by mohair August 30, 2007

Micky O'Hare Krishna

apart of the 60/70 irish Hippy culture.
The Micky O'Hare Krishna mantra, also referred to reverentially as the Maha Mantra ("Great Mantra"), is a sixteen-word Vaishnava mantra, made well known by the International Society for Krishna Consciousness (commonly known as 'the o'Hare Krishnas')1. It is believed by practitioners to bring about a higher state of consciousness when heard, spoken, meditated upon or sung out loud2. According to Gaudiya Vaishnava theology this higher consciousness ultimately takes the form of pure love of God (Krishna)

THE MANTRA
Micky O'Hare Krishna O'Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna O'Hare O'Hare
O'Hare Rama O'Hare Rama
Rama Rama O'Hare O'Hare

The mantra is continually repeated, either out loud (kirtan), softly to oneself (japa), or internally within the mind,while you take another toke from the bong man!

by mohair May 23, 2007

.l.

The offensive non-verbal/ IM middle finger gesture 'Fuck you/Fuck off'

.l.
F.U.R.B. (Fuck You Right Back).

by mohair August 7, 2007

crystal palace fan

Another way of saying homosexual.

Hey steve, that kid over there is a crystal palace fan, dont talk to him.

by mohair March 13, 2008

Brats

Someone who was born and raised in the Slovak Republic capital city that is Bratislava.

local Brats looking in total bewilderment as UK drunken yobs,strippin off and jumping into city fountains singing,
"Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves,
Britons never never will be slaves"

by mohair July 12, 2007