mohair's definitions
Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!
dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.
son:ok,thanks dad.
by mohair May 27, 2007
Get the If she smokes, she pokesmug. infatuated girl recieves text from abusive guy:OMG!ahhh,do you really love me sending me the text <3-?
guy sunbathing in garden: WTF! NO i don't you stupid bitch,i can hear greensleeves tune!i want you to go to the Mr Whippy icecream van and get me a 99,doubled flaked <3= and dont you forget to sprinkle 100's and 1,000's on top!
guy sunbathing in garden: WTF! NO i don't you stupid bitch,i can hear greensleeves tune!i want you to go to the Mr Whippy icecream van and get me a 99,doubled flaked <3= and dont you forget to sprinkle 100's and 1,000's on top!
by mohair August 12, 2007
Get the <3-mug. There Are No Rules!
negra:do ya wanna go for intimate picnic down by the riverside?
drago:nein,i'd rather not bother with all that romantic bullshit and just fuck you now!
negra:you're sick motherfucker.
the rules of attractions,fuck you all very much.
drago:nein,i'd rather not bother with all that romantic bullshit and just fuck you now!
negra:you're sick motherfucker.
the rules of attractions,fuck you all very much.
by mohair July 9, 2007
Get the The Rules of Attractionmug. commonly refered to Finland being as the makers of nokiamobile phones and not much else,except winners of Eurovision Song Contest 2006, finns are mostly racist drunken tribal society,rude & territorial and really dont like outsiders/foreigners having fun due to lack of any sense of humour,if you believe what others have reported.oh yeah! rubbish @ hockey.
by mohair July 14, 2007
Get the Nokialandmug. Irish slang of a catholic male, to copulate readily, enthusiastically, vigorously, or all three. Based on the rapid rate of reproduction of hares/rabbits.
Molly Malone:fuck me harder micky o'hare'til I scream!:
unmarried priest:but we've already got ten kids!
unmarried priest:but we've already got ten kids!
by mohair July 1, 2007
Get the Micky O'Haremug. infatuated teenage girl:OMG!ahhh,do you really love me sending me the text <3-?
abusive older guy: WTF! NO i don't you stupid bitch,i can hear green sleeve!i want you to go to the Mr Whippy icecream van and get me a 99,doubled flaked and dont you forget to sprinkle 100's and 1,000's on top!
abusive older guy: WTF! NO i don't you stupid bitch,i can hear green sleeve!i want you to go to the Mr Whippy icecream van and get me a 99,doubled flaked and dont you forget to sprinkle 100's and 1,000's on top!
by mohair August 9, 2007
Get the <3-mug. Paff,Der Zauberdrachen (Puff the Magic Dragon) song sang in german & performed Monkey Circus linz 1975 by Marlene Dietrich where her very long career largely ended when she broke her leg:Believed by some trippy hippies to refer to smoking marijuana,due to references to paper dragon(draggin)and puffs of smoke.therfore being banned around some of the world with it's association with the drug culture.
hippy: PMD a coded song about marijuana.
negra:no shit bro,i tink it was the Spooky Douglas AC-47 gunships developed by the US Air Force during the Vietnam War.
hippy:O hare krishna Puff the Magic Dragon maybe your right!
negra:no shit bro,i tink it was the Spooky Douglas AC-47 gunships developed by the US Air Force during the Vietnam War.
hippy:O hare krishna Puff the Magic Dragon maybe your right!
by mohair June 15, 2007
Get the Puff the Magic Dragonmug.