mohair's definitions

swedehead

swedehead/turniphead syndrome A Brain damage head that's much larger than normal coming from consequences of the world's worst industrial catastrophe Chernobyl nuclear power plant accident in 1986 Swedish babies born on land contaminated with radioactive materials were most exposed in the months following had changes in DNA of the sperm and ovum caused genetic damage. Such mutations are passed on from generation to generation mental/physical development impaired by radioactive fallout from the nuclear accident,according to a long term studies in Stockholm Syndrome effects especially children conceived 1983 onwards.This mutation in babies if they survive and not just a vegetable are most commonly found in the most contaminated areas where radioactive cloud floated over,mainly affected the population of in no particular order Sweden Scotland Western Soviet Union/ Eastern Europe Finland Denmark Norway Austria Poland Switzerland Germany Ireland North America.

the term swedehead syndrome now covers any significant symptoms which include distinctive DNA mutations missing or duplicated deformed body parts,reserved personalities fair complexions misshapen heads,stunted growth,beached body hair strange radioactive blue cats eyes which glow in the dark.Sexual Dysfunctions in Men with limp penis,which makes the suffers moody and rude.

by mohair August 21, 2007

The Rules of Attraction

There Are No Rules!

negra:do ya wanna go for intimate picnic down by the riverside?
drago:nein,i'd rather not bother with all that romantic bullshit and just fuck you now!
negra:you're sick motherfucker.
the rules of attractions,fuck you all very much.

by mohair July 9, 2007

Nokialand

commonly refered to Finland being as the makers of nokiamobile phones and not much else,except winners of Eurovision Song Contest 2006, finns are mostly racist drunken tribal society,rude & territorial and really dont like outsiders/foreigners having fun due to lack of any sense of humour,if you believe what others have reported.oh yeah! rubbish @ hockey.

nokialand home of Santa Claus and Rudolf the red nosed reindeer.

by mohair July 14, 2007

Puff the Magic Dragon

Paff,Der Zauberdrachen (Puff the Magic Dragon) song sang in german & performed Monkey Circus linz 1975 by Marlene Dietrich where her very long career largely ended when she broke her leg:Believed by some trippy hippies to refer to smoking marijuana,due to references to paper dragon(draggin)and puffs of smoke.therfore being banned around some of the world with it's association with the drug culture.

hippy: PMD a coded song about marijuana.
negra:no shit bro,i tink it was the Spooky Douglas AC-47 gunships developed by the US Air Force during the Vietnam War.
hippy:O hare krishna Puff the Magic Dragon maybe your right!

by mohair June 15, 2007

Q

fact "Q" is the only letter that does not appear in any of the names of the 50 states in america.
(but a 51 star flag has been designed in case of a 51st state actually ever joining the union:)

texas boy:,"why are there no q's in america?"
daddy:"There ain't no 'Q'ueer in cowboy and I don't care for anyone suggesting there is."

by mohair May 22, 2007

<3-

A IM/SMS symbol for a british icecream cornet with a chocolate flake stuck on top.

infatuated teenage girl:OMG!ahhh,do you really love me sending me the text <3-?
abusive older guy: WTF! NO i don't you stupid bitch,i can hear green sleeve!i want you to go to the Mr Whippy icecream van and get me a 99,doubled flaked and dont you forget to sprinkle 100's and 1,000's on top!

by mohair August 9, 2007

Imtheapeman

Imtheapeman,a new generation stimulant smart drug is known to increase wakefulness mood-brightening people's intelligent,weight loss athlete performance virtually overnight.

i was falling alittle behind in class,but ever since this Asian student gave me a little white pill Imtheapeman @ night club last year, my life has changed. I went from an C/D student to straight A/s,losing 100 lbs and cracking the 100 in under 10 seconds speeding all the way to state champ. I am so focused on the job @ hand without any physical side effects.

by mohair August 10, 2007