mohair's definitions

If she smokes, she pokes

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!

dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.

by mohair May 27, 2007

Dum Maro Dum

smoking weed,hits from the bong,Take another toke,Dum Maro Dum.

remember kids,Dum Maro Dum(Take another toke) & avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is George Bush.
Hare Krishna

by mohair May 23, 2007

The Rules of Attraction

There Are No Rules!

negra:do ya wanna go for intimate picnic down by the riverside?
drago:nein,i'd rather not bother with all that romantic bullshit and just fuck you now!
negra:you're sick motherfucker.
the rules of attractions,fuck you all very much.

by mohair July 9, 2007

<3-

A IM/SMS symbol for a british icecream cornet with a chocolate flake stuck on top

infatuated girl recieves text from abusive guy:OMG!ahhh,do you really love me sending me the text <3-?
guy sunbathing in garden: WTF! NO i don't you stupid bitch,i can hear greensleeves tune!i want you to go to the Mr Whippy icecream van and get me a 99,doubled flaked <3= and dont you forget to sprinkle 100's and 1,000's on top!

by mohair August 12, 2007

swedehead

swedehead/turniphead syndrome A Brain damage head that's much larger than normal coming from consequences of the world's worst industrial catastrophe Chernobyl nuclear power plant accident in 1986 Swedish babies born on land contaminated with radioactive materials were most exposed in the months following had changes in DNA of the sperm and ovum caused genetic damage. Such mutations are passed on from generation to generation mental/physical development impaired by radioactive fallout from the nuclear accident,according to a long term studies in Stockholm Syndrome effects especially children conceived 1983 onwards.This mutation in babies if they survive and not just a vegetable are most commonly found in the most contaminated areas where radioactive cloud floated over,mainly affected the population of in no particular order Sweden Scotland Western Soviet Union/ Eastern Europe Finland Denmark Norway Austria Poland Switzerland Germany Ireland North America.

the term swedehead syndrome now covers any significant symptoms which include distinctive DNA mutations missing or duplicated deformed body parts,reserved personalities fair complexions misshapen heads,stunted growth,beached body hair strange radioactive blue cats eyes which glow in the dark.Sexual Dysfunctions in Men with limp penis,which makes the suffers moody and rude.

by mohair August 21, 2007

Imtheapeman

Imtheapeman,a new generation stimulant smart drug is known to increase wakefulness mood-brightening people's intelligent,weight loss athlete performance virtually overnight.

i was falling alittle behind in class,but ever since this Asian student gave me a little white pill Imtheapeman @ night club last year, my life has changed. I went from an C/D student to straight A/s,losing 100 lbs and cracking the 100 in under 10 seconds speeding all the way to state champ. I am so focused on the job @ hand without any physical side effects.

by mohair August 10, 2007

twixmas

the day's between christmas and New Year (27th-30th december),'twix,take a break'

'twixmas'capitalist pigs idea to squeeze more profit from christianity and abusing the poor minimum wagers to slave away there holiday season.

by mohair August 30, 2007