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Puff the Magic Dragon

Paff,Der Zauberdrachen (Puff the Magic Dragon) song sang in german & performed Monkey Circus linz 1975 by Marlene Dietrich where her very long career largely ended when she broke her leg:Believed by some trippy hippies to refer to smoking marijuana,due to references to paper dragon(draggin)and puffs of smoke.therfore being banned around some of the world with it's association with the drug culture.
hippy: PMD a coded song about marijuana.
negra:no shit bro,i tink it was the Spooky Douglas AC-47 gunships developed by the US Air Force during the Vietnam War.
hippy:O hare krishna Puff the Magic Dragon maybe your right!
by mohair June 15, 2007
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Nokialand

commonly refered to Finland being as the makers of nokiamobile phones and not much else,except winners of Eurovision Song Contest 2006, finns are mostly racist drunken tribal society,rude & territorial and really dont like outsiders/foreigners having fun due to lack of any sense of humour,if you believe what others have reported.oh yeah! rubbish @ hockey.
nokialand home of Santa Claus and Rudolf the red nosed reindeer.
by mohair July 14, 2007
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The Rules of Attraction

There Are No Rules!
negra:do ya wanna go for intimate picnic down by the riverside?
drago:nein,i'd rather not bother with all that romantic bullshit and just fuck you now!
negra:you're sick motherfucker.
the rules of attractions,fuck you all very much.
by mohair July 9, 2007
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<3-

A IM/SMS symbol for a british icecream cornet with a chocolate flake stuck on top
infatuated girl recieves text from abusive guy:OMG!ahhh,do you really love me sending me the text <3-?
guy sunbathing in garden: WTF! NO i don't you stupid bitch,i can hear greensleeves tune!i want you to go to the Mr Whippy icecream van and get me a 99,doubled flaked <3= and dont you forget to sprinkle 100's and 1,000's on top!
by mohair August 12, 2007
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prick flick

a very little plot sexist violent slasher movie that a real man watches,not for soppy women chick flick or boring pussy little boy's dick flick.all macho man,sadistic hyper drunken ultra crazy action,blood,gore galore,girl on girl,mass murder,sexy young naked whore's,rapists,serial killers and some hardcore group sex.
Johnny:are you coming out for once to all-night dick flick to see Die Harder, Rambo,Lethal Weapon?
Norman:NO!FUCK OFF .l.!that's shit for sissy and dicks,i'm staying @ home getting drunk wanking off downloading the new prick flick im the ape man.
Johnny:that's very disturbing behaviour,you're twisted fucker!you need some serious help.
by mohair August 15, 2007
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Imtheapeman

Imtheapeman,a new generation stimulant smart drug is known to increase wakefulness mood-brightening people's intelligent,weight loss athlete performance virtually overnight.
i was falling alittle behind in class,but ever since this Asian student gave me a little white pill Imtheapeman @ night club last year, my life has changed. I went from an C/D student to straight A/s,losing 100 lbs and cracking the 100 in under 10 seconds speeding all the way to state champ. I am so focused on the job @ hand without any physical side effects.
by mohair August 10, 2007
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i124Q

sms text message i124q = i one two four Q = i want to fuck you.
(say it quick for best results).
read dis n tink bout it - i124q - txt me bak with yr answer ;)
by mohair June 23, 2007
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