The Rules of Attraction

There Are No Rules!

negra:do ya wanna go for intimate picnic down by the riverside?
drago:nein,i'd rather not bother with all that romantic bullshit and just fuck you now!
negra:you're sick motherfucker.
the rules of attractions,fuck you all very much.

by mohair July 09, 2007

<3-

A IM/SMS symbol for a british icecream cornet with a chocolate flake stuck on top

infatuated girl recieves text from abusive guy:OMG!ahhh,do you really love me sending me the text <3-?
guy sunbathing in garden: WTF! NO i don't you stupid bitch,i can hear greensleeves tune!i want you to go to the Mr Whippy icecream van and get me a 99,doubled flaked <3= and dont you forget to sprinkle 100's and 1,000's on top!

by mohair August 12, 2007

Nokialand

commonly refered to Finland being as the makers of nokiamobile phones and not much else,except winners of Eurovision Song Contest 2006, finns are mostly racist drunken tribal society,rude & territorial and really dont like outsiders/foreigners having fun due to lack of any sense of humour,if you believe what others have reported.oh yeah! rubbish @ hockey.

nokialand home of Santa Claus and Rudolf the red nosed reindeer.

by mohair July 14, 2007

Marilyn Monroe

Real name Norma Bates a One Hit Wonder singer who was born a six toed freak and would go to bed with any man willing to fuck a dyed hair vacuum with nipples,theories elieve to have died from sleeping with John F. Kennedy and gave him VD,so the Psycho knifed her in a bath .

Marilyn Monroe one and only record "Happy venereal infections for U"

by mohair May 13, 2007

negradrago

name of the Black Dragon in series of novels written by Stephen Marley:part-human,part-demon & the eponymous anti-hero of a dark fantasy.identified in the novels as "The most dangerous woman in the history of man". The term "Chinese Gothic" was coined to describe the world of Black Dragon.

careful!dont go up black dragon mountain princess negradrago will metamorphoses herself & turn into deranged and dangerous demon to eat your flesh!
'Puff the magic blackdragon'

by mohair May 25, 2007

unnerstaund

scottish dialect for understand

Stitch tis glaswegian kiss jimmy.A dinny unnerstaund whit yer sayin,whaur d'ye come frae?

by mohair August 06, 2007

crystal palace

A way of telling someone that you are gay.

dave: "I'm going to support crystal palace."
pete:"Does your mom know you're gay?"

by mohair March 13, 2008