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crystal palace

A way of telling someone that you are gay.
dave: "I'm going to support crystal palace."
pete:"Does your mom know you're gay?"
by mohair March 13, 2008
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prick flick

a very little plot sexist violent slasher movie that a real man watches,not for soppy women chick flick or boring pussy little boy's dick flick.all macho man,sadistic hyper drunken ultra crazy action,blood,gore galore,girl on girl,mass murder,sexy young naked whore's,rapists,serial killers and some hardcore group sex.
Johnny:are you coming out for once to all-night dick flick to see Die Harder, Rambo,Lethal Weapon?
Norman:NO!FUCK OFF .l.!that's shit for sissy and dicks,i'm staying @ home getting drunk wanking off downloading the new prick flick im the ape man.
Johnny:that's very disturbing behaviour,you're twisted fucker!you need some serious help.
by mohair August 15, 2007
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Elvis is Dead

Asong by Peter & the Test Tube Babies, fun UK punk rock band formed around Brighton & Hove area in 1978 and still touring today.
Elvis Is Dead lyrics
Elvis had an heart-attack, 'cos he got too bleedin' fat.
He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum.
Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead.
Elvis had a gammy leg, he had a gammy head.
He had a gammy kidney, he's better-off dead.
In August 1977, Elvis met his fate.
But he couldn't get into heaven, 'cos he couldn't get thru the gate.
Elvis is Dead thank fuck!
by mohair May 24, 2007
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U.S.E

abbreviation of The United States of Europe
the 'new' 21st Century Superpower as powerful as, or even more powerful than the United States of America.
LLLLLET'S get ready to RUMBLE!
U.S.E raped U.S
by mohair September 13, 2007
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Im the ape man

a coded amphetamine-fueled song by the British hippy group The Kinks.Ray Davies eventually suffered a nervous and physical breakdown from the pressures of wild drink/drug-infused lifestyle.He ditched his wild ways and wrote the song 'You nearly got me' after recovery
by mohair August 10, 2007
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negradrago

name of the Black Dragon in series of novels written by Stephen Marley:part-human,part-demon & the eponymous anti-hero of a dark fantasy.identified in the novels as "The most dangerous woman in the history of man". The term "Chinese Gothic" was coined to describe the world of Black Dragon.
careful!dont go up black dragon mountain princess negradrago will metamorphoses herself & turn into deranged and dangerous demon to eat your flesh!
'Puff the magic blackdragon'
by mohair May 25, 2007
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Marilyn Monroe

Real name Norma Bates a One Hit Wonder singer who was born a six toed freak and would go to bed with any man willing to fuck a dyed hair vacuum with nipples,theories elieve to have died from sleeping with John F. Kennedy and gave him VD,so the Psycho knifed her in a bath .
Marilyn Monroe one and only record "Happy venereal infections for U"
by mohair May 13, 2007
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