mohair's definitions

eWard

An Award given to a person or group of people gained through the internet.
eWards go to recognition of the contributions and impact that electronic new communicative technologies have made on World Wide WebWWW.com.
eWard's are granted to exemplary talented person or institution making outstanding innovation achievement that make a positive impact in the digital field.(Designers,people,gamers the art & advertising entertainment,animation).

Urban Dictionary has just been eWarded World Best Website 2007 for the 5th year running,the Dictionary beening constantly in top 200(ranked 169)since 1999 and reaches unique global audiences 10 million monthly vistors traffic to gain the eWard certificate.

by mohair September 4, 2007

prick flick

a very little plot sexist violent slasher movie that a real man watches,not for soppy women chick flick or boring pussy little boy's dick flick.all macho man,sadistic hyper drunken ultra crazy action,blood,gore galore,girl on girl,mass murder,sexy young naked whore's,rapists,serial killers and some hardcore group sex.

Johnny:are you coming out for once to all-night dick flick to see Die Harder, Rambo,Lethal Weapon?
Norman:NO!FUCK OFF .l.!that's shit for sissy and dicks,i'm staying @ home getting drunk wanking off downloading the new prick flick im the ape man.
Johnny:that's very disturbing behaviour,you're twisted fucker!you need some serious help.

by mohair August 15, 2007

swedehead

swedehead/turniphead syndrome A Brain damage head that's much larger than normal coming from consequences of the world's worst industrial catastrophe Chernobyl nuclear power plant accident in 1986 Swedish babies born on land contaminated with radioactive materials were most exposed in the months following had changes in DNA of the sperm and ovum caused genetic damage. Such mutations are passed on from generation to generation mental/physical development impaired by radioactive fallout from the nuclear accident,according to a long term studies in Stockholm Syndrome effects especially children conceived 1983 onwards.This mutation in babies if they survive and not just a vegetable are most commonly found in the most contaminated areas where radioactive cloud floated over,mainly affected the population of in no particular order Sweden Scotland Western Soviet Union/ Eastern Europe Finland Denmark Norway Austria Poland Switzerland Germany Ireland North America.

the term swedehead syndrome now covers any significant symptoms which include distinctive DNA mutations missing or duplicated deformed body parts,reserved personalities fair complexions misshapen heads,stunted growth,beached body hair strange radioactive blue cats eyes which glow in the dark.Sexual Dysfunctions in Men with limp penis,which makes the suffers moody and rude.

by mohair August 21, 2007

unnerstaund

scottish dialect for understand

Stitch tis glaswegian kiss jimmy.A dinny unnerstaund whit yer sayin,whaur d'ye come frae?

by mohair August 6, 2007

crystal palace

A way of telling someone that you are gay.

dave: "I'm going to support crystal palace."
pete:"Does your mom know you're gay?"

by mohair March 13, 2008

negradrago

name of the Black Dragon in series of novels written by Stephen Marley:part-human,part-demon & the eponymous anti-hero of a dark fantasy.identified in the novels as "The most dangerous woman in the history of man". The term "Chinese Gothic" was coined to describe the world of Black Dragon.

careful!dont go up black dragon mountain princess negradrago will metamorphoses herself & turn into deranged and dangerous demon to eat your flesh!
'Puff the magic blackdragon'

by mohair May 25, 2007

Marilyn Monroe

Real name Norma Bates a One Hit Wonder singer who was born a six toed freak and would go to bed with any man willing to fuck a dyed hair vacuum with nipples,theories elieve to have died from sleeping with John F. Kennedy and gave him VD,so the Psycho knifed her in a bath .

Marilyn Monroe one and only record "Happy venereal infections for U"

by mohair May 13, 2007