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josta

The best soft drink in the history of the world. Pepsi's short-lived venture into the field of making a soda that's actually GOOD was a tasty, guarana-filled fruit delicacy.
"Damn, this Josta drink kicks ass!"
by Moggraider January 19, 2005
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toxx clause

A rule originating on the Something Awful message boards that calls for the banning of a member who does not follow his own proclamation. These proclamations are typically in the form of "If X happens, I will do Y." The person who posts the claim is asked to follow through with his promised act or be banned for lying.
This rule originated from a forum member, Toxx, stating he would tape together the parts of his nether regions if a message board topic reached 5,000 replies. The Something Awful Administrator ordered that he post pictures of the completed act. No pictures were produced, and Toxx was banned as a result. The Toxx clause was instituted as a rule to discourage future members from making exaggerated claims.

Example poster 1: "If he sells this laptop to me for $200, I will eat my shorts."
Example poster 2: "Sell it to him just so we can test the Toxx clause."
by Moggraider January 14, 2008
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TCHBO

"The cows have been owned."


cow - slang term for PS2 fanboy on Gamespot forums.
by Moggraider September 1, 2004
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killfeed

An annoying or irrelevant status update from a facebook friend that leads to your hiding said friend from your news feed.
The most common killfeeds for people are:

1) photos of a facebook friend's spawn, or updates relating to said issue
2) status updates from a husband/wife directed primarily at a spouse
3)attempts to rustle up friends for a meal or a barhop in far-off locales
by Moggraider July 3, 2011
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IIUC

Abbreviation for "If I Understand Correctly."
IIUC, these telemarketers are not supposed to be bugging me, because I signed up for the Do Not Call list.
by Moggraider July 1, 2008
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snapewives

A group of middle-aged women on the internet who believe they are all married to Severus Snape from the Harry Potter books -- on the astral plane. They have real-life meetings where they take turns channeling the spirit of Snape so they can have wedding ceremonies with him.

There is in-fighting over whom Snape loves more and whether Snape is an emotional wooby who just needs to be loved, or a domineering master who lives to be dominant.
by Moggraider April 3, 2008
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sneak king

The name for a deviant sexual act where a male third party intrudes on a heterosexual couple's act, then forces anal sex with the female partner. The third party is usually a friend of the initial male partner.
Actual message board topic:

Subject: "Can you be charged with rape for doing the sneak king? (suprise butt sex)?"

Body: "You bring a girl back to your place and start having sex with her on top. Then when she is really getting into it your buddy, who she doesn't know about, comes out of hiding and sticks up her anus and says sneak king *****"
by Moggraider November 5, 2009
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