Definitions by moggraider

womb 

v., tr. to penetrate a woman vaginally, so deeply and/or with so much effort that, in theory, the penis reaches the womb.

She sucks in breath sharply and out of pained astonishment pitched like delight utters, "You're wombing me!"

womb by Moggraider December 22, 2008

threadcop 

a person who enforces message board rules in an imperious, incessant, or otherwise annoying manner.

The term "threadcop" originates from the idea of calling a message board topic a "thread." This hails back to the naming conventions of older message board systems.

threadcop by Moggraider October 16, 2008

HYPS 

Abbreviation for "Harvard, Yale, Princeton, or Stanford." These are the four top colleges in the US. Other schools like Penn or MIT are up there, but don't quite match the prestige.

Friend 1: "My best friend from Penn got a Rolex from his dad over dinner at graduation right in front of me. I graduated from Penn too a year ago, so I came back to my parents and asked 'Where's my Rolex?'"
Friend 2: "Haha, I bet they were like 'hmph.' But if my kids graduate from a top university, I'd probably buy them that watch. Would you?"
Friend 2: "Only if it's one above Penn, heh... Okay, maybe Penn or better."
Friend 1: "Well, that's ridiculous. You're basically saying they have to graduate from HYPS to get a Rolex... Otherwise, they'll have to buy their own watch."
Friend 1: "Fuck 'em. They can buy a Timex."

HYPS by Moggraider August 20, 2008

IIUC 

Abbreviation for "If I Understand Correctly."

IIUC, these telemarketers are not supposed to be bugging me, because I signed up for the Do Not Call list.

IIUC by Moggraider July 1, 2008

rule of 3 

The rule of 3 states how men overstate and women understate their number of sexual partners.

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had, multiply a woman's answer by 3, because a woman wouldn't want to seem like a slut. When a man answers, divide the number he gives by 3, because he wants to seem like a player.

Josh said he'd made it with 3 women this year? Rule of 3: that really means he made it with one, or zero.

rule of 3 by Moggraider May 28, 2008

prenatal suicide 

an alternative term for a miscarriage.

"Wasn't she pregnant?"
"Yeah, but the fetus committed prenatal suicide."

prenatal suicide by Moggraider May 27, 2008

twatwaffle 

occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.

When Jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her.

twatwaffle by Moggraider May 16, 2008