Peaks & Valleys

Female anatomical landscape where the peaks = tits and ass and the valleys = pussy and ass-crack

P-Phat explored Miss Italy's Peaks & Valleys!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Loafing Down

Shitting; Pinching a loaf; Dropping Off the Cosby Kids

P-Phat was loafing down in Austin!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Stinkie Twinkie

A dick that has just been inside a pussy

The Twinkie (dick) goes into the pussy and in so doing gets stinkie (covered with scented pussy juice)

(Twinkie because a guy's dick resembles a Twinkie - both are oblong and are filled with white cream; stinkie because the pussy has a certain type of odor and wetness)

P-Phat truly needs a Stinkie Twinkie!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Jude the Prude

The opposite of 'Merv the Perv', a guy that does not have a potty mouth, a guy that isn't into kinky sex, a pussy

P-Phat is no Jude the Prude; he's more of a Merv the Perv!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Going Balls Deep Butt Good

When a guy ass fucks a chick and his balls slap against her ass cheeks; ass fucking to the hilt

After the Saints won the Super Bowl, Reggie Bush celebrated by Going Balls Deep Butt Good on Kim Kardashian's phat ass!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Vagtastic Voyager

1. Someone who likes to explore vagina
2. A guy who loves pussy
3. A fuck guru, i.e. Ron Jeremy

The movie "Super Bad" references Vagtastic Voyager several times!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Landing Patch

Narrow patch of pubic hair above a woman's snatch

Lisa's landing patch safely landed MOCO's 747!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009