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National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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Double Dipping

1. Two dudes licking and fingering the same pussy 2. Two dicks in the same pussy
Jessica explodes during a double dipping!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
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({•})

Pussy, twat, cunt, beaver, vagina

( ) = labia majora
{ } = labia minora
• = clit
All straight guys love ({•}) !!!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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10 Knuckle Shuffle

1. Giving a guy with a big dick a hand job; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles

2. Guys with big dicks beating off; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles
John Holmes required the 10 Knuckle Shuffle from bitches!
by MOCO & P-Phat March 26, 2012
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Detroit Deuce

As a bimbo licks your asshole, you snap a deuce in her face/mouth and say "Now that's Detroit Style!"
Lindsay Lohan graves the taste of a Detroit Deuce!
by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007
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Snapping A Deuce

Sometimes relief means snapping a deuce!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010
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Bobbing-for-Apples

When a chick deep throats a guy, he gives her an Adam's Apple; cock sucking
Many chicks go Bobbing-for-Apples on/with Ron Jeremy!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011
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