Tits

Something straight men are attracted to, and like to put syrup on and lick it off.

Me

by mofo April 01, 2003

The So

a drinking trick that involves chasing pure vodka with pure beer...its called "The So" because it gets you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo drunk.

Gabo: hey lets grab the ped
andrew: oh but how can we do it?
goma: fucking fucker calillo knows!
calillo: oh we'll try "the so"!
gabo: yea, the "so"!
andrew: oh ok lets grab the ped now...

by moFo July 22, 2004

brakchead

A crack head that is so fucked up that he can't relate to reality any longer.

The brackhead don't know shit no more.

by Mofo June 11, 2003

Flanker

When you pull your testicles down and rub them on a girl/guys ass hole during sexuakl intercorse.

You gave her the flanker!

by Mofo April 01, 2003

baguette

A baked cock that resembles a loaf of french bread.

Mike likes to eat baguettes that are shaved.

by MoFo December 22, 2004

Havana Affair

When a slut bitch type ho is gettin penetrated in her ass and twat at the same time by 2 different cocks, or a cock and a dildo, or 2 dildos.

I'll do her ass while you fuck her twat!

by Mofo January 24, 2004

sly dog

a shifty-eyed individual would be best described as a "sly dog"

omfg George is such a fucking sly dog

by MoFo April 08, 2005