mister cow's definitions

meqdeansytulips

The only 15 letter long word acceptable for play in Scrabble.

I was playing Scrabble and on the bottom I noticed the arrangements of letters "-E-DEANS-TULIPS." Quickly, looking at my little wooden placards I saw I had the letters M,Q, and Y. So I threw down meqdeansytulips

by mister cow December 31, 2008

238947

238947 is a number following 238946. Interestingly enough, it also precedes 238948.

x+1 = 238948
x = 238947

by mister cow November 10, 2007

Shaved Ice

Shaved Ice is an inferior, smaller version of the vicious ping pong paddle known only as "The Icepick". Shaved Ice boasts a much higher speed bonus, but lacks in power and spin factor. It was invented by the same brilliant mind that invented "The Icepick" and has quite similar components.
The story of the creation of Shaved Ice is a rumor at best. Its validity has never been verified. It is said that Shaved Ice was created inside the crypts of death in the prison of Azkaban. The souls of a thousand dead warriors were used to make the hard as steel handle. Its rubber is said to be made out of the skin of the Loch-Ness monster and the cork in the paddle is made from the same wood that Jesus was crucified on.

Some stats of Shaved Ice:
Spin-Factor: +74
Power: +51
Speed: +92

Bob and Alice were playing ping pong, then out of nowhere, Bob whipped out Shaved Ice and moved it so fast that he became a blur of ping pong fury.

by mister cow December 28, 2007

Icepick

"The Icepick" is an absolutely vicious ping pong paddle with a superior spin factor to any other paddle. It is the inventor of the world renowned left-spinned serve.
Along its massive spin-factor, it has an unbelievable power bonus due to its great mass. Unfortunalely, it does not have a good back hand, nor does it have extraordinary speed, but that is fine considering all the positive sides. It can be identified with ease due to its distinctive markings. The black side has an artists rendering of an Icepick along with the letters I-C-E-P-I-C-K along the top. On the red side the colorful saying "Float like a Butterfly, sting like an ICEPICK" is written.
Its smaller cousin, Shaved Ice has a higher speed bonus.

Some Stats of "The Icepick":
Spin-Factor: +132
Power: +83
Speed: +39

So Alice and Bob were playing ping pong, then out of nowhere, Bob decided to annihilate her and whip out "The Icepick"

by mister cow December 28, 2007

mofe

A # between 7 and 8, but not a decimal. An imaginary integer (in base 10) that can only be expessed through the bases of 11 or higher. This integer looks like a right-opening parenthesis with a hyphen in the concave portion of it (- with the two lines connected.

Zero One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Mofe Eight Nine
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (- 8 9

by mister cow April 28, 2006

flooshflag

1. Someone who contains no chase nor has any chance of ever attaining it.
2. A play on the word douchebag by switching the d and b for an f.
3. Similar to the French word mouche-mag where mouche means fly.

Damn, that flooshflag just gave up a date with kpg for some Halo 3.

by mister cow November 26, 2007

00010010111010010111010100010100

I love You, in binary.

Bob the robot said 00010010111010010111010100010100 to sally.

by mister cow January 26, 2007