Definitions by mistahtom

last call cocktail

When the bartender stops selling booze and you need more make a last call cocktail. Mix unfinished, unattended drinks together in a pint glass and drink up!

Biff - "Last call? Dammit, I should have gotten here sooner."

Joey - "Its alright man, make a last call cocktail."

last call cocktail by MistahTom November 6, 2005

ninjas 

A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.

Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.

ninjas by MistahTom November 2, 2005

rry 

Azn parody of rly but it gets messed up when Engrish speaking people try to say it.

Hay Kim, are you ronery?
Yah I rry am.

rry by MistahTom November 2, 2005

FOB 

*Expanded Definition*

1) "Fresh Off the Boat" usually pertains to Asians, Arabs, Russians or Indians (not Native American)

2) "Fresh Over the Border" Include people from south of the American/Mexican border. Mainly illegal Mexican immigrants.

"I went to Wal-Mart and there were FOBs as far as the eye can see."

Look at the FOBs in-front of the Home Depot

FOB by MistahTom November 2, 2005

trash jenga 

When the garbage gets piled so high that you and your roommates carefully place trash on top to form a tower. The one who is unfortunate in having the tower collapse on them is then responsible for taking out the trash.

Bill, William and Billiam played trash jenga and Bill lost.

trash jenga by MistahTom October 21, 2005

ass hopper 

Someone who is promiscuous.

David likes to have sex with many people. He is an ass hopper.

ass hopper by MistahTom September 27, 2005

Loomer 

An extremely long and skinny french-fry. Like one that is over 7 inches.

Damn that french-fry is HUGE! Its a loomer!

Loomer by MistahTom September 27, 2005