Heat Vent

The act of passing gas on a sexual partnets face after orgasm.

Everything was fine until Debra gave me a Heat Vent.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

Frode

A creature none-lovealbe, who like young girls under 16.

Frode "Hi, can I fuck you?
Silje "Not anymore, I just turnd sixsteen"

by misfit May 05, 2005

I like you for who you are

What Anna Nicole said to her husband.

"I like you for who you are, sugar."
*WHEEZE*
"Now sign right here..."

by misfit June 01, 2004

Mop slap

To slap one with a hand that is covered in
semen

Dammit, who had the bright fucking idea of mop slapping me?

by Misfit August 23, 2004

going steady

What white kids in the 50's called "dating"

Johnny gave me his pin at the dance ... now I know we're going steady!

by Misfit February 17, 2004

Ultimate cock rock

Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.

Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

Grand Illusion

A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".

"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"

by Misfit December 18, 2003