golden pond

When a urinal gets clogged and won't flush and fills up with urin

Walked into the bathroom to take a piss and there was a golden pond happening so I used the sink

by milpoolSK March 18, 2017

Irish bullseye

An Irish Bullseye is when a person playing darts or another game involving a target is either so drunk or hungover that just hitting the target is considered a bullseye

One more shot of Jameson and I’ll be seeing 2 targets up there - won’t even be able to hit an Irish Bullseye

by milpoolSK March 12, 2018

Planger

Unplugging a toilet clogged with a dense turd using a hanger because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation. Instead of creating water pressure to send it through, you use the hanger to break up the mass so it can pass freely.

Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to planger that turd into smaller chunks to get it to go down, otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister. I left the hanger in the shower where I found it.

by milpoolSK March 05, 2023

Healthy Scratch

When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.

I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl

by milpoolSK February 22, 2023

gut-bump

A friendly greetIng similar to the fist-bump where the 2 people involved in the greeting lift their respective shirts to expose their bare guts and then bump them together

I was out drinking last night and got this hot milf to gut-bump me after I bought her a shot

by milpoolSK March 23, 2017

firmues

Saggy boobs on a women that appears to be in shape but is really just lucky to be thin

Dude - she looked hot at the bar but when we got back to my house I got a handful of firmues and I'm pretty sure all that mountain biking she said she does is a crock of shit

by milpoolSK August 17, 2017

Festive Douche

When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.

My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.

by milpoolSK April 24, 2023