milpoolSK's definitions

Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue

I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube

by milpoolSK March 24, 2017

Starpoint

The sensitive inner rim of the butthole closest to the vagina - hitting this “point” accidentally with the penis can cause your partner to see stars and will likely require a pause in action

Going at it pretty hard last night and accidentally poked her in the starpoint - hurt so much we had to stop and ended up just watching Netflix for the rest of the night

by milpoolSK May 19, 2018

golden pond

When a urinal gets clogged and won't flush and fills up with urin

Walked into the bathroom to take a piss and there was a golden pond happening so I used the sink

by milpoolSK March 18, 2017

Planger

Unplugging a toilet clogged with a dense turd using a hanger because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation. Instead of creating water pressure to send it through, you use the hanger to break up the mass so it can pass freely.

Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to planger that turd into smaller chunks to get it to go down, otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister. I left the hanger in the shower where I found it.

by milpoolSK March 5, 2023

Irish bullseye

An Irish Bullseye is when a person playing darts or another game involving a target is either so drunk or hungover that just hitting the target is considered a bullseye

One more shot of Jameson and I’ll be seeing 2 targets up there - won’t even be able to hit an Irish Bullseye

by milpoolSK March 12, 2018

iron steamer

A poop that is rigid and dense to the point where passing it causes extreme pain to the sphincter. Typically a result of being constipated. Can be avoided with an OTC stool softener.

I should have had some pizza before I passed out last night - woke up with an iron steamer and almost cried like a baby when I finally worked it out

by milpoolSK March 6, 2017

Like-cicle

A temporary "frosty" relationship on Facebook where a Facebook friend gets mad at you & starts liking all of your common friends posts, but ignores your posts. This is done in order to express their temporary disdain for you and make you feel like you are out in the cold.

Omg - my sister in law put me in a like-cicle on FB because I took my brother out the other night and got him hammered. Why is she blaming me bc her husband was overserved? Gonna be a long winter...

by milpoolSK October 26, 2018