shark turd

A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.
Hey - check it out, I left a shark turd in stall 2. The fin is at least 1" over the water.
by milpoolSK March 07, 2017
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udicking

The act of copying, mimicing, sponging or otherwise riding the creative coattails of a veteran contributor to the Urban Dictionary
I'm done hanging out with Tyanne because she keeps udicking all my fresh & original ideas for the Urban Dictionary
by milpoolSK July 11, 2017
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Planger

Unplugging a toilet clogged with a dense turd using a hanger because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation. Instead of creating water pressure to send it through, you use the hanger to break up the mass so it can pass freely.
Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to planger that turd into smaller chunks to get it to go down, otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister. I left the hanger in the shower where I found it.
by milpoolSK March 05, 2023
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firmues

Saggy boobs on a women that appears to be in shape but is really just lucky to be thin
Dude - she looked hot at the bar but when we got back to my house I got a handful of firmues and I'm pretty sure all that mountain biking she said she does is a crock of shit
by milpoolSK August 17, 2017
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Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue
I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube
by milpoolSK March 25, 2017
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golden pond

When a urinal gets clogged and won't flush and fills up with urin
Walked into the bathroom to take a piss and there was a golden pond happening so I used the sink
by milpoolSK March 18, 2017
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nut sandwich with extra mayo

a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face
I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.
by milpoolSK July 23, 2018
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