The act of copying, mimicing, sponging or otherwise riding the creative coattails of a veteran contributor to the Urban Dictionary
I'm done hanging out with Tyanne because she keeps udicking all my fresh & original ideas for the Urban Dictionary
by milpoolSK July 11, 2017
tfn is a non-offensive abbreviation for Thanks For Nothing
Me: Hey buddy - i thought u said u were going to take me off that group text you started
Buddy: oops - sorry i forgot
Me: tfn asshole
Buddy: oops - sorry i forgot
Me: tfn asshole
by milpoolSK February 16, 2018
Dude - she looked hot at the bar but when we got back to my house I got a handful of firmues and I'm pretty sure all that mountain biking she said she does is a crock of shit
by milpoolSK August 17, 2017
Unplugging a toilet clogged with a dense turd using a hanger because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation. Instead of creating water pressure to send it through, you use the hanger to break up the mass so it can pass freely.
Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to planger that turd into smaller chunks to get it to go down, otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister. I left the hanger in the shower where I found it.
by milpoolSK March 05, 2023
When you have your partner lay face up on the bed with forehead extended slightly over the edge. You jump from a foot or so away so that the tip of your penis hits them on the forehead when you land.
Had a few drinks last night and my wife let me jumphammer her. Nailed a couple but my tip now bruised and a darker shade of purple.
by milpoolSK May 18, 2017
The mouth of an intimate partner where at least 3 of the top front teeth are missing leaving a gap big enough for them to put their teeth on the pubic bush and slide their teeth down in a raking motion until the gums contact the tube (slang for penis) without the teeth ever contacting the tube (slang for penis).
I hooked up with this cougar the other night and thought it was weird when she popped out her dentures until she gave me a Tube-Rake that didn't even come close to leaving a mark on my hog.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face
I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.
by milpoolSK July 23, 2018