Definitions by milpoolSK

plander

Unplugging a toilet using your hand because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation

Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to plander that turd free otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister.

plander by milpoolSK June 24, 2017

papoop

At the end of a significant #2, during cleanup (wiping) and you realize more gas is going to be released and you do not remove your hand from the wiping region and the gas turns out to be a shart which results in you pooping directly into the TP held by the wiping hand.

I thought I was in the clear and started to wipe but I ended up papooping on my hand

papoop by milpoolSK June 19, 2017

frog-bush

A perfectly smooth pubic area on a women - Entirely absent of hair, stubble or follicle bumps so that the result is as smooth as the belly of a frog

Dude - she must have just come from the spa because she had the perfect frog-bush last night

frog-bush by milpoolSK June 1, 2017

jumphammer

When you have your partner lay face up on the bed with forehead extended slightly over the edge. You jump from a foot or so away so that the tip of your penis hits them on the forehead when you land.

Had a few drinks last night and my wife let me jumphammer her. Nailed a couple but my tip now bruised and a darker shade of purple.

jumphammer by milpoolSK May 18, 2017

Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue

I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube

Golden Tube by milpoolSK March 24, 2017

gut-bump

A friendly greetIng similar to the fist-bump where the 2 people involved in the greeting lift their respective shirts to expose their bare guts and then bump them together

I was out drinking last night and got this hot milf to gut-bump me after I bought her a shot

gut-bump by milpoolSK March 23, 2017

golden pond

When a urinal gets clogged and won't flush and fills up with urin

Walked into the bathroom to take a piss and there was a golden pond happening so I used the sink

golden pond by milpoolSK March 18, 2017