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Forbidden fruit

Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.


*True story*
by Mikey July 23, 2004
mugGet the Forbidden fruitmug.

grandad

where somone hits someone else in the area above the kneecap on the side of the left leg with their own knee. why? because its bloody funny (only if it works)!! the consequense of this will be the other person hopping on one leg shouting swear words,while u and ur m8s r laghing like hell. also some advice: always give a grandad when the other person is noot expecting and make sure u r standing up when doing it. there are adaptions of the grandad like a 'running grandad', the 'spinny' and a 'flying grandad'.
'oi m8 i think u'v got a grandad'!!!!!
by Mikey November 8, 2004
mugGet the grandadmug.

Justin Timberlake

Simply put, the antichrist of rock. Pete Townshend would be doing the world a favor if he smashed Timberlake over the side of the head with a Les Paul like he did during his days with The Who.
Hopefully one day, we can hope that he gets his as an Amway salesman.
by Mikey November 23, 2004
mugGet the Justin Timberlakemug.

messy bottom

A homosexual bottom who leaves a mess after sex.
My friend nate is such a messy bottom.
by Mikey December 8, 2003
mugGet the messy bottommug.

shredda

Fo' shizzle it's Shredda!
by Mikey February 19, 2003
mugGet the shreddamug.

cankled

Hey man are youuuu hungryyyy? I'm so cankled.
by Mikey June 4, 2003
mugGet the cankledmug.

Ozzy Osbourne

Known as The Ozzman, or the Blizzard, Ozzy Osbourne as one of the creators of Heavy Metal. In the late 60s him and 3 other guys set out to make a band known as Black Sabbath(also known as the first ever Heavy metal band). Ozzy led them out of England and into much bigger places. In the mid 70s the band kicked out The Ozzman, and he had to go on his own. In 1980 he came out with his first CD, "The Blizzard of Ozz". Ever since then he has hit some high and low spots. At the moment he has a show on MTV. Ozzy Osbourne's songs > most songs.
by Mikey July 9, 2003
mugGet the Ozzy Osbournemug.

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