mike rotch's definitions

masterbatory

The art of masterbating. Hot enough to masterbate about.

Dude look at that chick, shes very masterbatory!

by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003

Zomedy

Zombie movie with a spoof.

Shaun of The Dead is a Zomedy

by Mike Rotch January 29, 2005

fajunga

A hole that gets pentrated by a penis with sexual intentions.

Did paul stick his thingy in your FUJUNGA?

by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003

ideepthroat.com

A lovely site with many stories about a girl named heather that more than anything else, loves swallowing penises as though they were swords

by mike rotch September 3, 2003

etabu

Etabu means that you should be quiet or shut up. It means that you don't have the right to speak

Class, Hoy es viernes hoy es viernes, Hoy es viernes estoy contento
Ms. Sandhaas, Etabu its to loud

by Mike Rotch June 18, 2006

Coo

The sound that some of the biggest "smaller" birds make, better known as pigeons. Usually hanging around parks and within downtown areas of large cities, these pigeons make a characteristic "cooing" sound.

Me: Look over there! Pigeons!
Pigeon: Cooo.....Coo....

by Mike Rotch March 24, 2005

San Diego

Acutally, I don't know what it means. I don't think anyone does anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost a long time ago

Established by the the Germans in 1904, they called it "San DiAgo", which is German for "A Whale's Vagina".

by Mike Rotch July 1, 2005