mike payne's definitions

tuna smuggler

A man that has not showered in over three days.

After a weekend of moving fishtanks, hunting goats, and breaking deaf girls hearts, Jason turned into quite the tuna smuggler.

by Mike Payne March 11, 2008

cushion burner

When a woman is so bitchy you want to smash her face in the couch cushion and press as hard as you can while slam fucking her in the ass as hard as possible

When Sandra gave Jason the cold shoulder, he knew she was definitely a cushion burner.

by Mike Payne June 11, 2008

marketing tacos

When a girl walks around with the zipper of her pants pulled down. This is the female equivalent of selling hotdogs.

Ania didn't know why Jason kept staring at her pants until she looked down and realized that she was marketing tacos.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

farm huntin'

The sport killing of farm animals with a hunting rifle.

After downing a sixer of Budweiser on an empty stomach, Jason hopped his neighbor's fence to do some farm huntin'

by Mike Payne March 14, 2008

minners

A small fish used as live bait. Also known as a minnow.

Jason went down to the creek to catch some minners.

by Mike Payne March 5, 2008

Comb the Rabbit

Gettin' hot and heavy past 3rd base with a girl.

After making out for half an hour on the couch and 3 previous failed attempts, Erick was surprised when she let him comb the rabbit.

by Mike Payne February 15, 2008

gorilla lips

A really nasty looking purple vagina.

Jason was about to slide his last $1 bill into the stripper's ass crack, but when she turned around and revealed her gorilla lips he decided to ask her for change.

by Mike Payne May 23, 2008