gorilla lips

A really nasty looking purple vagina.

Jason was about to slide his last $1 bill into the stripper's ass crack, but when she turned around and revealed her gorilla lips he decided to ask her for change.

by Mike Payne May 23, 2008

farm huntin'

The sport killing of farm animals with a hunting rifle.

After downing a sixer of Budweiser on an empty stomach, Jason hopped his neighbor's fence to do some farm huntin'

by Mike Payne March 14, 2008

fermitate

The redneck method for making any type of wine, beer, or liquor.

Jason had to stop at a convenient store on his way to work to pick up some roadies because his wife dumped the beer out of his thermos and his homemade wine didn't fermitate yet.

by Mike Payne May 21, 2008

tuna smuggler

A man that has not showered in over three days.

After a weekend of moving fishtanks, hunting goats, and breaking deaf girls hearts, Jason turned into quite the tuna smuggler.

by Mike Payne March 11, 2008

goat rental

Leasing a goat for a giving period of time for the purpose of clearing an area of land.

The manager at the goat rental store suspected that Jason was lying about his rental goat running away when she saw the barbecue sauce stains all over his shirt.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

switch

The word that is yelled when 2 guys are double-teaming a girl and they decide to change places.

When Jason and Joey got bored with Connie, they gave each other a hive five and yelled "Switch!"

by Mike Payne March 06, 2008

cushion burner

When a woman is so bitchy you want to smash her face in the couch cushion and press as hard as you can while slam fucking her in the ass as hard as possible

When Sandra gave Jason the cold shoulder, he knew she was definitely a cushion burner.

by Mike Payne June 11, 2008