mike hunt's definitions

Yut Bomb

a huge turd

Man when we stopped for gas I left a real yut bomb in the bathroom

by Mike Hunt March 4, 2004

cracking

something nice or something that you want

those are a cracking pair of boobs!

by Mike Hunt January 30, 2003

chunk job

to have your partner deep throat you until they vomit all over your dinky, followed by them finishing the job.

....chunk jobs are gross.

...i could really go for a chunk job right about now.

by Mike Hunt January 12, 2005

Barking Pig

A barking pig, is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.

Norman was the Barking Pig in Cinderella.

by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004

Divinci

sticking a paint brush up your anus then then painting somones face with a poo like substance

mary told chris she really wanted a divinci so that night he stuck the brush up his ass and gave her one

by mike hunt March 15, 2004

chewbacca defense

When you use a totally bullshit argument that has absolutley nothing to do with the case. This term comes from the popular TV show South Park

I hope Johnny Cochdoesn't use his famous Chewbacca Defense.... This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!

by Mike Hunt April 5, 2004

skiddy cracker

Word invented for stupid purposes

"skiddy cracker, crutch, crutch, ya mum!"

by Mike Hunt October 17, 2003