mike hunt's definitions

cracking

something nice or something that you want

those are a cracking pair of boobs!

by Mike Hunt January 30, 2003

Yut Bomb

a huge turd

Man when we stopped for gas I left a real yut bomb in the bathroom

by Mike Hunt March 4, 2004

hard lickin' pussy eatin'

To infer as one's job the task of bringing a woman to an eternal orgasm and then sipping her fluids with a straw.

That was some fish tasting hard lickin' pussy eatin'.

by Mike Hunt February 27, 2004

optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 1, 2003

bonerable

a female who is worthy of stabning one's cock into.

John: "Hey look at that bitch over there."
Me: "Oh yea she's bonerable!"

by mike hunt October 26, 2003

perineum

The space between your back door and your buddies

She licked my perineum before she sucked my dicl

by Mike Hunt August 3, 2003

mother fucker

a word commonly used among NIGGERS, often pronounced motha fucka.

isnt it about time you gave me my motha fuckin money nigga

by mike hunt December 18, 2004