mike d's definitions

cuckus

-hair that is curly and matted, in desperate need of a trim

-with short faded hair, when the bottom starts to get a curl to it, typically at the 1/4" length, making it necessary to break out the #1 clippers.

damn shaggy! you need to go cut that cuckus

by MIKE D August 11, 2004

doubledeep

Brown people who work off commission at stores like Futureshop and A&B sound - instead of helping out one customer at a time - they will bounce from customer to customer trying to maximize their profit. Hence 'Double'-deep.

"Fuck, Gurpreet is such a doubledeep, he totally jacked my sale".

"Rahul needs to learn to stick to one customer at a time, that dude is such a doubledeep".

by Mike D June 20, 2006

wapper

A wapper is the same as a wap. It refers to a asian female, but it also refers to the asian culture that she reflects.

I took my wapper to Burger King; I fed her a whopper with extra cream.

by mike d January 23, 2004

ahhfff

it is a rather complex word used in place of a phrase such as yeah right

hey do you want to suck my dick "ahhfff"

by mike d August 16, 2006

perfect dark

Awesome N64 game, that was also ported to Game Boy (apparently you can swap game info between them...gameboy is lame anyway...)

It is definately the best N64 game ever!!

by mike d March 22, 2005

Pilot Wings

The blood stain left on sheets after popping a girls cherry. Which when done in a missionary position, leaves a shape resembling red pilot wings.

"I hope my girlfriend got her sheets cleaned before her mom has a chance to see the pilot wings"

by Mike D December 7, 2004

sinbad

To connect a tube from the anus to the mouth to allow the flow of feces between two people.

Yo I jus sinbadded this biach

by mike d May 27, 2003