mike blown's definitions

pitchkicking

the random spontaneous act/game to chase mates down(as random people would make it illegal, otherwise that would be called "knickedkicking" as being nicked by the police is what wil happen after this) being and kick them while poking them with pitchforks.

"grab ya torche and pitchforks!" lets go pitchkicking it'll be fun,

by mike blown January 16, 2008

buttheading

a bit like headbutting but instead it is the act of randomly running behind an angry mob and using your head to ram their asses.

lets go buttheading into that angry mob of bearded bald men

by mike blown January 17, 2008

insmocking

insmocking is the confussion between insulting and mocking.it is insulting them as you take them piss out of them in a random histerical voice.

haha what an idiot. he dont realise hes insmocking

by mike blown January 19, 2008

gymnastyosis

this is a disease where your limbs go super stretchy and you are able to wrap your arms 4 times around your body. a little like mr fantastic in the fantastic 4.
also another effect of this disease is that ya cant help yaself but shout at random people telling them they should never take up gymnastics because their mum told so.

unfortunately you are now diagnosed with gymnastyosis

by mike blown January 18, 2008

randomyosis

a disease where you cannot help yourself but shout random things at passes by and then pretending that it wasnt you but infact your imaginery puppet which you believe helps you to be the best ventriloquist in the world.
another symptom of this disease is that you like to do rolie polies into big crowds and then shouting strike after you knocked someone down.
fortunately its not contagious

randomyosis is funny but we can not use people who have it for our own entertainment :(

by mike blown January 20, 2008

spanglebutt

this is a word to desbribe an ass. whether it be a friend who ya dont like or an actual rear end. spanglebutt is an ass which is ocassionally quite shiny or glamorous but it can be used as an insult. either way its up to you.

oooo your lookin quite shiny today. you spanglebutt

by mike blown January 20, 2008

caplat

this is the sound of which you would make when hitting a wall after being fired from a catapult

CAPLAT!!!!! !!!! !!!!

by mike blown January 20, 2008